Did those eyes earn a biscuit?

aka as men pile up random shit they found in the kitchen for their art that someone has to fucking clean up after.

My mom used to make what my family jokingly called rage-bread. 30+ years ago. I feel like she has dips.

The trick to melting gummy bears is leaving them in a hot car.

You paying? No? Then shut up.

Actual Haribo Goldbears are great but what they sell in the US is inferior. I don’t know what market research told them to change the formula to more soft and the flavors to more artificial but they should fire whoever told them to do that.

Im’ not letting the perfect be anything I’m calling you and yours out for hiding your own unwillingness to take responsibility and action behind it. Get rid of your car, aircon and flights and we can talk about this.

Shitty men will support shitty men. 

Buy a French Press. No waste, easy cleaning and much better coffee. 

We’d be fine eating butter if we fixed the real issues: cars, planes, aircons etc. But it’s easier to moralize about a non-existent product than to put your money where your mouth is and make real changes.

Because a Y chromosome means more strength at the same weight and height. 

2016 Olympics. Marathon men

Lol surprise. It’s been around since Star Trek TOS. Take a close look at Kirk. 

Throw an apple at them!

I tire of this moralizing diversion tactic. Let’s focus on this bs and not change things that would actually make an impact like your car, your long distance holidays or your aircon.

Because that would mean all winners ever would have a Y chromosome. Have you looked at Olympic numbers? The best XX won’t even make the top 20 if you put everyone in one list. 

Is it possible to have a cuisine if you’ve never had a nation of your own?

I live in Beijing and i’ve only ever gotten those spam mayo sandwiches, coming or going.

While the fornication law is not widely enforced,

I like money, do you like money too?