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Be thankful if your parents are not passive aggressive dicks who manipulate you through guilt. 

Read. the. recipe. 

You don’t want exciting. You have exciting. Exciting is not a good thing in politics. You want stable, sane and maybe boring. Look at the world leaders who’re handling covid19 well. You wouldn’t call Merkel exciting but gfdi I’d give a lot for her to be president. 

LOL word acrobatics in the name of misogyny. you stuck that landing.

I can believe I have to say this in 2020: Replacing hating on one lady with hating on her replacement is not progress. It’s good old misogyny.

How about you don’t make an underpaid delivery person sing and dance for you because you’re bored and they need the money? Let them deliver the food. Entertaining your entitled ass is not their job and you really need a reality check on your classism if you think it is. 

The funniest part is like how 99% of the reviewers of Paul’s recipe say that it’s bland. 

Men really don’t like when women get angry, huh! Isn’t it funny how there’s a derogatory name for angry women of many ethnicities but it seems to be curiously non-existent for men? It’s almost as if it’s all rooted in misogyny.

75 ooo people have died and more will in the weeks to come. you should have stopped after ‘health is a priority’ because this is seriously not a good look. what is wrong with you?

Chances are your fridge is not cold enough. Try adjusting the temp.

You realize that companies have great interest in cutting those dates short so that you throw out a perfectly fine product and spend more money to buy a new one, right?

I have, and will continue to, buy discounted products nearing or barely over their sell by date. No, not frozen shrimp, but anything from cookies, chips, candy and dried goods etc. is totally fine. 

Rice bowl. I keep it in the fridge and use it to fry eggs. 

if a projected 250 000 dead is not enough for you to follow the fucking quarantine then maybe the genepool is better off without you. sadly it rarely kills the assholes.

The amount of people complaining that they have to return their own cart summons up exactly what is wrong with this society. You’d rather have a minimum wage slave return your cart for you then do it yourself. Do you even realize how gross that is?

America suffers from anti-Aldi sentiment.

I can’t wrap my head around you either thinking that there are that many sheltered rich people who’ve never done this at home, or thinking that those sheltered rich people want your advice on how to clean. 

I can’t wrap my head around you either thinking that there are that many sheltered rich people who’ve never done

Have you met children? This amazing idea of yours will not result in less mess, quite the contrary.

They are spices not medicine. No one cares. There are no purity tests. I’m loling at this much naivete.