May fate put you in a position where all you lecture people about falls on you. then we’ll point and laugh. 

the twist is he was a hack all along!

Just link it to the racism entry and you’re done.

They’ll make a killing suing all those coconut trees.

I would like a police investigation into all the adults at that school who are way too interested in an underage girl’s assumed sex life. Do you lot even realize how fucking pedo you sound?

If you think a $50 breakfast affects rich people i’ve got news for you. 

Once you paid $$$$ for your iphone you gotta make sure everyone knows how much better it is so that you can justify spending that much money for an inferior product.

no this affects bosses too cheap to spring for conference room rental. 

That’s a nice fallacy, did you come up with that over breakfast?

I feel the same way. It’s not baking if all you do is shape rice crispies. 

It’s not a cake challenge, it’s a shape rice crispies challenge. Like seriously where’s the baking aspect of that show? all i ever see is people draping fondant over rice crispy treats.

Let’s not forget to put the blame where it belongs. If no one bought those rags they’d not exist. This is on you, people. Stop pretending you buy that shit for the football and own up.

Bring that up again, during what is happening right now, is clearly a strawman and the real reason is to be able to join the racist feeding frenzy while also wanting to smell of roses. 

The trope of ‘not like the other girls’ is tedious and reactionary and really should stay in the 90s. Can we not have a girl main character without shitting on what other girls like?

being overly helpful is not good service, it’s creepy. 

Honey flavored things do not make me feel grown up, they make me feel like a 6 year old home with a cold who’s being force fed chamomile tea laced with honey to ease her sore throat.

He’s hurting no one but himself. let his balls freeze, if that doesn’t teach him ...

That is false. China has improved their air pollution in the last two? years and is doing quite a bit for renewable power.

There’s an even bigger obstacle: false meat is seen as cheap and junk food in the worst way. Most cheap, prepacked corner store sausages use a kind of starch instead of meat, the meat content of those products is around 10% and that is the association people will have. those sausages are as unhealthy as you can get,…

And I will say it again for everyone whining why nut milk costs more. It’s not the milk, it’s the cleaning of all utensils and machines involved because deadly nut allergies exist and they don’t want to kill the next customer.