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You still don’t know what you’re talking about but keep digging. I’ll get some popcorn.

They also still want to kill your pets. 

Good grief, it’s not the product cost, it’s the cleaning that makes them charge extra. Any idea how thoroughly you have to clean to make sure no almond remains and kills the next person with a nut allergy?

You don’t know what you’re talking about. Copyright expires, Coca Cola does not have copyright because it would have to give the formula. Protecting your recipe for a product is not the same. 

Shittalking your employer in a public forum will get you fired. News at 11. 

That’s not even perfectionism talking. How many people do you know that actually like listening to their voice on tape/vid?

That they’re playing big eyed wounded innocence just confirms that they’re assholes. He asked you not to do that, you did it anyway. You suck. 

Sunlight is only free in summer/where it’s warm and i’d like to see the math on this vs trucking it from California to New York.

IIRC the surcharge is also for the labour intensive cleaning the staff needs to do when they foam up the not cow milk stuff. Cross contamination is a thing. 

But that makes no sense. We hunt canned food for the every day. We are clearly the superior hunter. I think they want to show off, you know like kids and fridge paintings. Look here, mom, *I* caught this!

Okay Vegan.

Why would you get presents if you don’t throw a party of some sort? 

Okay vegan.

No, no one is assuming this but you. 

So you made reservation at a place but didn’t bother checking the menu and you blame the restaurant for not serving what you want? The idiot in that story is not the restaurant. 

Not looking up the menu is on the guest. Don’t be that entitled asshole that makes the kitchen staff go out of their already busy way to cater to you. They’re not your personal servants. If you want that hire a private chef.

what do you expect, it’s december. the ocean’s cold.

Minimum effort, maximum attention, huh

You really need to work harder for all this sweet, sweet attention you’re getting. How about a gif?