hellenhandbasket
HellenHandbasket
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You can at the airport (buying last minute flights), at least like 2 years ago. I missed mine by 20 minutes and bought a new ticket at the airline counter with cash.

I’m one of those ‘randomly’ selected 70% of the time. My theory is that I fit several of their ticky lists and fill their quota so that they can get away with being racist shits to others i.e. tiny white lady probably not going to cause trouble and if easily subdued. See! See, we pull at random! 

Not even bold or color? You’re slacking, or haven’t you found the button yet, babes?

I really enjoy how you’re totally not frothing, spitting mad. Keep it coming, babes. 

That’s not the ridiculous part. It’s the owner of the restaurant pushing a big chunk of the failure of their decisions/business onto the staff but not an equal part of the success.

Can you hear that? It’s the tiniest violin just for you!

That’s Rick and Morty merch, isn’t it? Santa Rick.

So you wanted the bartender to behave unprofessionally towards you and hit on you while at work? 

Yes, screaming in caps will totally convince people that you’re not unhinged.

Not save a buck. Redirect that buck to their own pocket. None of what they do has to do with ‘good for the country’ or whatever. It’s all graft. 

I’ll believe that when I see it. That is for one not what I asked for since plastic technically can be recycled and i said biodegradable, but also you just know they will weasel out of that claim.

Lol. That you still have them when many countries banned them DECADES ago makes this a very valid point. 

All you’re doing is proving my point.

Google hyperthyroid. 

Yikes.

I cannot confirm this. I’m a lady and I always end up being the one waiters/staff talk to and give the money to. I also keep getting handed other people’s change. Maybe I’m just very assertive but we have a standing joke that all change is my change; it has happened that often. 

What we really need is a new, better packaging that is not based on fossil fuels and biodegrades. 

Because we always whine about anything taken away. Imagine the epic whine if they’d told you no more free plastic bags at walmart. you could power a spaceship with the power of that whine. 

Seek therapy, this is not healthy behavior. 

Why would i bother buying mix when I have cocoa powder, vanilla, milk and sugar at home anyway? All it takes is a spoonful of cocoa powder, add hot water, milk and the other two to taste. If you’re adventurous you can even add spices.