If the freebies were from Del Taco that’d be one thing, but Jack in the Box tacos are terrible. They’re so greasy the shell is transparent and they’re made with a slice (a slice!) of American cheese. And people talk shit about Taco Bell.....

I like how that works in MLB and I like the idea of it in general, but that’s how they do it in college football and their reviews are actually worse than the NFL’s even though that system should work better. The same can be said of the fledgling VAR (video-assisted referee) now being implemented in soccer. An NFL…

Look, all they need to do is give the official(s) a minute to review the play. Within 30 seconds of a play ending, we’ve all seen three TV replays from different angles, yet they review it for five minutes after everyone watching from home has made up their mind. They’re going to get reviews wrong anyway too, so cap…

I guess it shouldn’t be surprising that the people who claim all hot dogs are crap describe them as if the only hot dogs they’ve ever eaten are microwaved Bar S franks.

The health risk of football is obviously higher, but he’d also be a QB in a league that is bending over backwards to ensure QBs not named Cam can’t be touched most of the time. Anyway, the key here is the money.

Kyler: “I need a contract worth at least $15 million to play baseball now.”

Avocado is a fruit, blueberries exist and rambutan should be one of the wonders of the world. That’s the nicest I can be about how much I disagree with this hilariously truncated list of “good” fruits.

As my hate for this guy grows, I am heartened by how much his punchable face matches his actions.

My brother was temporarily ineligible his junior year of high school for transferring mid-year (between semesters) from our town’s one public high school to its one private high school while local officials wasted their time “investigating” to ensure my brother wasn’t recruited.

The penalty awarded to Fulham over the weekend and “upheld” by VAR was worse. A defender literally just touched the top of an opponent’s foot with his own, the attacker did the ol’ backwards-leg-tuck-and-pain-face dive, and VAR upheld the horrifically bad PK call on the field.

Toast an english muffin, spread some jam on it and cover the jam with a dollop of cottage cheese for an excellent quick breakfast.

It stands to reason that he would’ve covered even more ground if he had a longer stride. Bernardo is absolutely fantastic and I love him. I merely pointed out two facts that he has no control over to emphasize the epic effort he put forth, which he controls completely.

Just here to give Bernardo Silva a shout out for covering more ground - 13.7km (or 8.5mi) - than anyone else in the Premier League this season. He surpassed second-place...uh, Bernardo Silva’s 13.65 KM vs. Tottenham.

I’ve got a Nespresso machine about as far away from my office chair as Boris’ locker room setup was from his seat......so I am the American Boris Diaw.

And how dare he “quit” on his team after merely putting up 14 catches for 185 yards and two TDs in a week 16 loss?! He’s only played in 121 of the past 128 regular season Steelers games too!

I’m guessing Tiffany and the promoter don’t have “a strong feeling” they should offer refunds. Maybe they should go pray on it.

There’s nothing wrong with a college football player skipping a meaningless bowl game to protect their health/draft status/future. However, it starts to get awfully hot-takey when people act like all top prospects should skip out on bowl games even when 100% healthy and playing for a national title.

By and large, MLB tickets aren’t as expensive as NFL, NBA or even NHL tickets (though there are many more games to worry about). The average MLB ticket price was $32 last season and most of the league was below that price point. I attend Giants games and the team is always among league leaders in attendance and…

Using a mobile ticket is so much more of a pain in the ass than a paper ticket. I’m fine with a print-at-home ticket, but I have no interest in moving my phone in and out of my pocket, unlocking it, going back and forth between apps, handing it around to stadium workers, fucking with screen brightness and zoom to…

Placement aside, those tickets are a collector’s item and would sell for hundreds of dollars.