What Craig did was embarrassingly bush league.

I’m still Team Headphone Jack, but recently switched to (cheap) Bluetooth ear buds for use during my daily routine, mostly due to twice dropping my cell phone (obliterating one screen and merely cracking the protection on the replacement) during work-break walks when getting my hand tangled in the cord as I pulled…

I prefer “feeling entitled to spoil a 12-year-old movie” to “feeling entitled to have the whole world refrain from ever spoiling a movie for me or anyone else.”

Glad I’m not the only one. I’m willing to place a bet that my tendency to procrastinate is due to those factors rather than bringing them into existence. It’s not as if I’m on top of the world and full of energy because I did something immediately rather than just ahead of the deadline.

Gender reveal parties must be hosted by those who have either been involved in a “promposal” or really wish they were, and the latter of those two is definitely more terrifying.

I’d like to commend Matt Breida, a second-year UDFA and the front ass in the GIF, for not being ass. He’s on pace for over 1,000 rushing yards on fewer than 200 carries, and deserves better.

He was fantastic. It really bugged me that he was 99.9% absent from the series finale.

Not sure who she married, but apparently his disproportionately large feet are too big for socks. Or, based on his style choices, he arrived at the wedding straight from getting kicked off The Bachelorette.

Nespresso pods are recyclable!

Nespresso pods are recyclable!

Nespresso-branded pods are recyclable. Nespresso even provides free recycling bags you can fill and then ship back for free.

Nespresso-branded pods are recyclable. Nespresso even provides free recycling bags you can fill and then ship back…

This is the perfect opportunity to make sure others have noticed that Heidi Gardner and Kristen Schaal look incredibly similar. This casting seems like some sort of inside joke on Will Forte (who is my favorite).

I feel bad about not using a small point-and-shoot camera I received as a gift a couple years ago, but camera phones are so convenient and travel friendly. The primary reason I chose my current phone (LG G6) is because it has a wide-angle lens that pays huge dividends when I travel or go to events nearer to home.

Mine might just be a tiny RFID wallet (called The Slip and made by Go Travel) I found in the duty free shop on a Dover-to-Calais ferry. It has become my everyday wallet, but I think it still qualifies.

“Midnight” black marlins with “Miami” blue fins and no eyes, huh? Is this where global warming is taking us?

“No college football” plus “unmissable Olympic events” pretty much ends the argument before it begins. The Olympics is a nice event, but none of it is unmissable no matter the ratings. Meanwhile, college football is a big deal to many and 99% of the games already take place on Saturday.

Do you know what’s worse than an in-game advertisement? Listening to blind announcers spend minutes being wrong in 17 different ways while watching a replay over and over and trying to determine the correct call.

VAR is imperfect, but it’s closer to perfect than linesmen trying to determine offside rulings at full speed and costing teams goals/points (cough-cough, Wolves, cough) on the reg or refs guessing at penalties. As a die-hard Portugal supporter, I’ve been on the ass end of a horseshit VAR ruling (see: Cedric…

I’ll tell you what, when my younger brother left a good, well-known private university after his freshman year because it took a bunch of his financial aid away due to its own boner, he ended up at a lowly junior college......before transferring to and graduating with honors from an Ivy League school, the leftist,…

Not liking the other is the best thing about either of them.

Any chance I can stand with Lupita and use her height to gauge my own? Is that a thing that could happen, please?