I’d think an adult would be able to make very difficult decisions about whether or not to continue reading a spoiler-filled recap of a TV show they obviously don’t watch.

The first couple times I visited Europe were in October and I will absolutely vouch for fall travel there even if you’re going someplace that could be gray and cold. Also, Norwegian’s transatlantic flights are excellent and cheap.

“Just Do It.” What just do everything no matter what it entails or how much it can ruin your life?! Just do drugs and robberies and all the bad stuff to you and every one to. This is an abonomation Nike for real!

There’s a difference between an ex you had a legitimate relationship with, inclusive of ups and downs and real-life experiences, and someone you had a crush on from afar or dated briefly and developed an infatuation with. I was initially crushed when dumped by my first love in my mid-20s after four years together,…

Any time I see that stylus sticking straight out like it’s trying to poke me in the eye I place it length-wise into the groove in disgust. Get your stupid stylus out of my face, I’m using my finger anyway.

Yep, these videos taught me that there are adult men who wear Nike socks on the reg and plenty of ugly AF Nikes available at Ross Dress for Less.

The last thing I need to remind myself about in September is that it’s still summer. I live in (not the hottest part of) the Bay Area and the (notoriously lowballing) extended forecast says it’ll be 88 degrees on Sept. 13; 12 of the first 17 days of October will feature a high in the 80s.

Yeah, I’m no In-N-Out lover (it’s generally not worth the crazy long lines, the fries are terrible, and it’s merely a tasty fast food burger), but when I tried Shake Shack after hearing so many good things about it I was like, “[thoughtful pause]...This tastes just like Wendy’s.”

Those who needed to be onside at different points during the sequence were onside when they needed to be.

Yeah, if you’re 40+ yards away in that situation, you’re not going to be able to run a normal passing play and hit someone in stride. I went to the tape YouTube to consult the Young-to-Owens TD pass that beat the Packers; the LOS was the 25 and Young threw the pass from the 32. Even then everyone was like, “How…

My cat’s like that, but I think it’s nature rather than nurture. She has some mini tennis balls we play fetch with and she one-hands anything airborne like she’s wearing a baseball glove.

Leave it to Star Wars fans to fucking idolize a guy whose shitty acting they’ve adored for 40 years and then magically become overbearing performing arts professors when an Asian woman is introduced in the ninth film and gets 15 minutes of screen time.

Hypothetically, it’s one direct flight. I just flew from the Bay Area to London and managed to survive that grueling 11-hour flight in which they gave me a bunch of food/drinks and a ton of new movies to watch on my own video screen. People do it every day. They even have bathrooms, by golly.

That’s absurd. Watch from the 1:50 mark. Hundley stands up and his arms don’t leave his side until Puig shoves him in the chest. Seriously, WTF are you watching? The angle you reference is a worse angle, but it too only shows Puig shoving Hundley, who tries to grab onto Puig’s arm as he’s being shoved. Then Puig gives…

And La Liga is the Spanish league...yet it will be playing a match here.

In...what...world? All you have to do is what the video above with your eyes open. Puig obviously shoved Hundley first.

Um, what?! They were like a foot apart, Hundley’s arms were hanging at his sides and Puig shoved him in the chest. They even recorded it on one of those newfangled motion picture machines...

I knew someone would say that, and I get the sentiment. That said, what if it was great? What if they held a CL Final at the Rose Bowl and it turned out to be magical? It’s not beyond the realm of possibility, and it’s not as if fans from Madrid or Munich or the UK wouldn’t make their way over here to see their team…

Can we just trade a Super Bowl in Europe for a Champions League Final over here?

I’m on your side here. I haven’t even clicked on the video and I know exactly what you’re talking about. It drives me nuts and makes them all sound the same in a way that makes me wonder if they can even sing at all.