And in this GIF we have Ted Valentine starring as the NCAA Committee on Infractions.

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. I’ve always just felt like it doesn’t take a comedic genius to “get” the humor of Walter’s absurd personality or the relationship between he, The Dude and Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, or at least not in a way that’s different than any comedy (and we all know how divisive comedic tastes can be).…

At this point, I just assume all the people who delight in hating Duke and cling to their overreliance on “...but we all hate Duke, ha ha, right?” frivolity are the same people responsible for things like the popularity of CBS comedies, Donald Trump as president, “All Lives Matter,” Chipotle and all grammar fails of…

That damn 31-point game in Cameron...he just would not miss. It’s a shame he suffered an injury that robbed him of half his senior season, and just about all of ACC play. ND’s absolutely a tournament team at full strength, and the fact it remained on the bubble without Colson (and Farrell) says a lot about Mike Brey.

Yeah, I assumed Making It must be about the opening of The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

Well, most generally accepted narratives are lazy on some level. I mean, if you’re trying to distill a wealth of information down to a small, easy-to-digest “catch-all” overview of anything, it’s going to lack details and nuance.

There’s way too much Not Avocado in this, hence the photo above showing white guacamole: a medium tomato, small can of chiles, 1/2 cup of onions, plus all the other seasonings? If I used all that, I’d need like 6-8 avocados for it to be proportionate.

Oh, totally. Juventus doesn’t have to apologize for anything. It legitimately won the match and the tie. It’s just that this loss very much fits the narrative that Tottenham still can’t quite get there even though it’s excellent. Everyone is waiting for Spurs to make the leap to the top of the Premier League table or…

Yes, but this isn’t a tactical breakdown, it’s commentary about Tottenham blowing it yet again to remain a fun, talented team that still just has the potential to do something special. Just when it appears to be turning the corner...it finds a way not to.

That’s a very logical way to look at it. There are pretty stark contrasts between those at opposing fringes of any generation, so Gen Xers born in 1965 may feel odd about sharing the same generation with someone born in 1980 too.

But what about when your coffee’s too hot immediately after pouring it into the mug. Is there a cool-it-down version of Ember I can buy for another $80? And then once the coffee is at a drinkable temp, I can pour it into the Ember mug, preferably with a $40 Ember CorrecTemp Funnel?

You’re right about Ragu. Every other bottled/canned sauce I’ve had is totally fine, but Ragu is the one that is legitimately unpleasant.

A couple things: there’s always a brand of tomato sauce on sale (or always) $3 at any normal chain grocery store. While I’ve shifted almost entirely away from bottle of sauce and toward ($1) canned tomatoes, if I’m making spaghetti, I’d rather just use the pre-made sauce.

The thing that really killed me was how Arie went out of his way to make sure Becca was very aware that he wasn’t just ending their engagement by breaking up with her, but that he was very into the idea of winning Lauren back.

There’s a Mexican restaurant in Napa with photos of famous visitors in the entryway, and the one from a pro-am of an obviously drunk, red-faced, mid-slur Chris Berman with each arm around a different bleach-brittled blonde with sun-damaged skin fits any unsavory story about him.

I’m assuming Andy pulled hunks of exposed cheese out of his pockets and just handed them over.

Perhaps, but the last thing I need to do is distance myself from younger siblings who’re about to graduate with honors from an Ivy League school and are part of one of the top performing arts programs around, respectively. They put me to shame. Anyway, I just find the cutoff date for the end of Gen X a little early…

Yeah, it took the people of the internet to enlighten me to the fact being part of a family in which we all get along swimmingly, are close, and never have beef is a rarity. I was naive to think mine was normal, but nope, we’re very abnormal in a good way.

Now that tray looks better, but it’s worth pointing out that the four sides you can see total $23 while there are five different meats ranging from $23-29 per pound. Living in the Bay Area, the prices are familiar, and they’re also why I eat BBQ at home.

Same here. My younger siblings were born in 1995 and 1998, respectively, and there’s no way we’re part of the same generation. And this isn’t a superiority thing, they’re way better than me.