In the end, though, he proved his point.

Except that quote is a perfect Rorschach test.

Jokes aside elephants are extremely smart, extremely complex creatures with very long memories and if of a mindset can and will murder the fuck out of anything that ticks them off. There’s a reason poachers use high-powered weapons, because wounded ones are even more fearsome. It’s not uncommon for numbers of would-be…

Hon fans were the worst actually. Its why the game failed. They were so hostile to new players that, while they feverishly supported the game themselves, no one joined, thus dooming the the game to slowly bleed out.

Or just embarrass other kinks.  I don’t want some skinny gamer girl I want Gerda, the Eastern European weight lifter with hands she can just crush me with!! 

I’d share a virtual beer with Carl and absolutely love to see AI rif and posture like a Jan. 6th supporter for the lulz. No seriously, I’m so intrigued by this, I wish I knew how to do this myself.

I am scared to lookup “Rule 34 Clippy” but I am sure there is less of there than what Samsung’s Sam got in less than 2 days.

If Carl is shirtless, has washboard abs and huge meaty pecs big enough to crush a cantaloupe between, his onlyfans would be one of the top performing 5% because gays are horny and rich.

I had a rather deep-but-also-shallow conversation with a friend not so long ago, and we ended up agreeing on/with the idea that AI that are not specifically meant to titillate should probably not be human. Clippy was ahead of his time. It sounds like a joke, but we will only avoid popularly sexualizing AI when their…

Some big tech company needs to create Carl, the gas station attendant off I-44, complete with the Southern drawl, aviator glasses, and trucker hat. See how well that goes over. 

Having conducted a thorough investigation of myself, I have determined that the cookies ate themselves. The crumbs found on my face and hands could've been from any number of cookie like substances that were not in fact cookie's. I find being called a monster personally insulting. From this day forward, I am cookie…

“Get out of this neighborhood! You don’t belong here!”

I want to let Clarence Thomas know that if he really hates it so much, he can quit. Feel free, dude.

I just checked for shits and giggles and every single one of these games has more players on Steam than Babylon’s Fall.

So if we replaced Nintendo with, for example, a research hospital and medical devices, that would be a reason to pirate medical devices in order to “stick it” to the big bad research hospital?

What about people who are falsely accused and spend decades in jail? People of color who are still locked up, even though it has been clear they didn’t commit any crimes?

One thing that fuels the disparity is the lack of outlets that lend their writing and media channels to the reporting of missing Black children. The Root could become another voice for that.

Ahem, Spider-Man was a permanent PS4 exclusive.

This seems like an odd take Candace...

You’re allowed to not like someone.  Track isn’t like the Trump cult.