“Speech restrictions are how we end up with bad policies like ag-gag laws,”

“Trump might possibly remember some anti-war things he’s said in the past.”

“I’m afraid that if we impeach, we’ll get Pence in 2020 and he’s worse.”

The only time my rabbits were noisy was when they were at the vet. I guess chewing through books and shoes and electric cords and the cat’s tail kept them very happy.

2-hour lunches are excessive, but I am in favor of keeping judges fed and giving them frequent snack breaks in the afternoon, since that tends to result in less biased sentencing.

Just two years for strangling a person unconscious. I wonder how many people he will kill before/if they catch him. 

What about tackling and strangling someone? Maybe that’s not a sex offense, but surely tackling and strangling someone is against the law, whether you masturbate on them or not? How did he not get jail time for that?

Trendy pets just wind up in shelters.

Rabbits are made of pure evil and will destroy everything in your home. No way do I want a giant rabbit. 

Would it be OKfir the dino’s back for the child to ride it, though? Children riding dogs can severely injure the dogs. Don’t let your kid hop on a Protoceratops unless the dino vet says it won't hurt.

If it was one of the smaller raptors, it would be about the size of a duck or one of the larger parrots. I imagine dino poop would be about the same size and consistency as bird poop about that size. I would prefer it be more like lizard poop, since I think that’s a bit more solid, but duck or parrot poop is still…

My issue with house-raptors is that I imagine they would poop like lizards and birds: wherever and whenever they want. I don’t want a house covered in raptor-poop. I will change my mind if they are able to use a litter box.

I’ve been saying for years he’s like Berlusconi + Erdoğan. Let’s hope his career path is more like Berlusconi’s than Erdoğan’s.

“Boy, wait until one of his aides actually tells him what happened to Lincoln.”

I hope there is never a day we look back on Trump fondly.

If I remember correctly, Nixon actually worked with Congress on legislation at the same time they were investigating him and gearing up for impeachment.

I don’t think he is willfully harming the US for the sake of harming the US. I think he is harming the US out of greed, stupidity, and negligence. Every single person with the power to remove him - Pence, the Cabinet, & McConnell - is also negligent for leaving him in office. Pelosi may or may not right in thinking…

Not to be confused with the TEA (Texas Education Agency), the TEA fund is privately funded.

“Biden will have a core of people nostalgic for the aughts but the Democratic electorate has largely moved on.”

1) In the last presidential election, America saw a woman lose to Trump. They have forgotten she won the majority of the votes, and the memory of that loss has reinforced America’s sexism. Many Americans think we need a white man to beat Trump.