I want to get one done for my dogs so much! One looks almost exactly like a German Shepard puppy (I've actually had Shepherd owners argue with me that he is a puppy and will get bigger), but he's 3. I'm very curious what he actually is!

I have like 2 days to write 15,000 words

I wish I could offer some sage words of wisdom but I basically don’t know anything about anything....

... CEPT SLOTH GIFS!

Last night I went on a first date with an OKC guy. Everything we was going okay, until he stated that “he hates Hindus”. My response was cool it with the racism, and I continued to call him out as he drove me to my car. Aparently spending the night with me is like a check your privilege fest (according to a post date…

I’m so bored/over my life. If this visa takes much longer to get approved I’m going to lose my marbles.

Any of the Fast and Furious movies. For no reason, I just haven't yet. My boyfriend was in complete shock when I told him, apparently he loves them and we are going to watch them very soon.

Frozen.

Happy Saturday!!

My dog, Princess Trudy, died this afternoon. I’m overwhelmed with emotion, but amazed at the love outpouring from family and friends. She was 16 1/2, and had a great life.

Ask her what she thinks. She’s probably heard some things through school, family, etc...

YES. BECAUSE THE GUESTS WERE SHOWERING WITH/DRINKING/BRUSHING THEIR TEETH WITH DECOMPOSING DEAD GIRL WATER.

Heh. Well, I guess that’s kind of the point of the app!

It's a prize. Everything in the ad is a prize except for the woman.

And what’s up with the funeral flowers in the corner?

Good call. Or maybe take it to the clergy?

Could that picture be any more perfect right out of central casting? The beady eyes, the yellowed mustache, the greasy long-haired curl in the back to counteract the baldness, the sweaty looking patina, the wrinkly suit, using blue in the shirt and tie to play up the ruddy complexion... I can’t see the bitten…

Fuck. Fuck Fuck fuck. So we have non-violent drug offenders serving 25 years in prison but child molesters, child rapists, and those who facilitate the abuse and sexual exploitation of children get a slap on the wrist and told to behave from now. Seriously! We cry about ISIS and ebola which kill so few Americans it’s…

In my love of all things 70s, I’d forgotten how terrible fashions were in the 80s! Shoulder pads! Belts with long shirts! Fur coats worn without any fucks to give! And, of course, the waning days of pantyhose advertisements. Whom among us can forget the Slenderalls commercials with the “dink! dink!” sound effect at…