I am also super curious about what site linked to your article. I want to know where these people came from.

You’re missing some good shit...it’s better than we could have imagined! Historians will look back on this day as when the GOP imploded completely. Most of them are batshit crazy, yes, but Kasich and Trump actually just endorsed Medicaid and a secondary health program for the poor respectively and they’re GETTING…

I have access to quantcast, but I’m not sure if that does what you’re talking about.

You need to break her spirit. I started cursing with increasing vehemence and frequency at age 12, and by 15 my mother herself had run out of fucks to give over that losing battle.

That one is absolutely the best, due to their excellent usage of a brightly-colored highlight for the offending passage, AND for their employment of Comic Sans as default email font.

This is the best sheep photo ever. What are they watching with such fascination?!?

Iced tea now but I’ll probably switch to wine or possibly just chloroform myself at like 9:30

Lindsay Graham...just...what.

You’re seriously overestimating the American voting public.

Baltimore City Paper has a pretty decent drinking game for it...

I see what you did there...

It might be more fun (and more nuanced) to drink whenever we see someone struggle to avoid saying something:

I’ve also heard that the Obama admin has already posted their rebuttal to tonight’s debate:

Wait. Let me summarize this one:

Daily Kos has you covered!

I was gonna do mezcal. To honor El Heb’s Latino roots.

I’m going with every time someone pretends to be Latino (don’t let me down, Heb!)

HAHAHAAAAAAAAA. However you guys (Well still me too) got Obama and we got stuck with Harper who has approximately the intelligence/sense level of Bush.

All you needed in reply was this, methinks: