yeah, I don’t think that I would ever carry in a store or any crowded place. I don’t fancy myself a hero that would take down an active shooter or anything like that, even if I did carry I would probably panic as my mind went through everything that could go terribly wrong if I did try to shoot them in a place that’s…

I’m going to talk it over more with the bf when I’ve moved and settled in. Right now I’m just trying to finish up work in Cedar Park while couch surfing with the knowledge that my stuff (and more importantly my bed) is in New Waverly with him until I’m down there for good on Tuesday. It’s really just a toss up for me.…

Well, it’s pretty easy to tell the good guys from the bad guys, isn’t it? One is darker than a paper bag and the other isn’t.

am in new england and almost never go into target and then when i do, i am flummoxed by the love they get. blech.

Thats terrifying. I work in a concealed carry state and when I was waitressing some guy pulled out a gun. Luckily our bouncer is the size of the mountain and just picked the guy up and put him outside like a child. But after that I was pretty shaken up to think that my last words on earth could have been did you want…

???????????? most often i walk out empty-handed wondering why i even went there in the first place. it’s a store filled with junk — just slightly more organized and less noxious-smelling than the junk at wal-mart.

Hold up. Are you dissing the dollar section? I LOVE THE DOLLAR SECTION. I LIVE FOR THE DOLLAR SECTION.

My vote: A Dyson vacuum and some patio furniture....

If it happened a few months back I would have guessed Lily Pulitzer crap.

Ditto. But a lot of it. More than I can shove down my pants. (I know, they’re not saying she did that. She probably just wheeled the cart out side because she needed to pray by a trashcan *RHOBH joke*)

600 of this crap

How much do you have to steal from Target to get to $600.?!?!

There was only one time I ever would’ve straight refused to get a customer what they ordered, and that time was the legendary day when one restaurant I was working at had “French Onion Cheddar” as the soup of the day. It was literally onion soup with nacho cheese in it. At the morning lineup, I was the only server…

I used to be a manager of a bakery and got questions like this all the time. Oh, no, don't buy the birthday cake, it has mouse turds in it.

I always find it weird when people ask questions like “Are the cookies good?"(Subway story)

“far less younger ages”

what else was on your reading list?

OK, let’s go ahead and respond to this dipshit assertion, because people always make it on these posts. Generally, I ignore it because it’s so obviously fucking stupid, but we’re going to do this here and now. This is such a basically obvious point that I’d think anyone capable of tying their own shoes would get it,…