helenlawson
Helen Lawson, Star of Stage and Screen
helenlawson

No worries, you’re in good hands. Quebecers, especially those living in Montreal will happily speak to you in English, but do be a good sport and try to speak french initially. Even Canadians need a good chuckle here and there.

Primed and ready to deploy!

I remember the run-up to the 2000 campaign, reading Molly Ivins’ Shrub and saying to myself, ”There’s no way someone this demonstrably incompetent could possibly win enough electoral college votes”...

Get all up in here for an internet hug <3

Well this isn’t the way I wanted to begin my day. Thanks Internet.

I’m not American, so I’m free to gleefully enjoy every second of the Trump for prez show. And as funny as you all must find this in the US, is there any slight fear that he could actually win the nomination?

That word was invented for a reason :) My late 70s early 80s nightlife was more often accompanied by those things Bill Cosby gave out. Fortunately, I didn’t get them from him.

This one time, at band camp, a dude had sexual relations with his trumpet.

I’ve got a thing for stomachs.

MY BIRTHDAY IS AUGUST 31 GIRLS.

Stop screwing around and give us the BB Gun Betty shot at birds with, Hollywood! All proceeds to be donated to the CSGV and/or Audubon, plz.

This is one of my favorite Kate gifs. Grooming William, such a subtle territorial gesture too:

It’s a shame they don’t have that “Sexism” board game.

Yep. If it were me, those stray hairs would have managed to adhere to my lip gloss....

It’s why I’ve always like Camillia. She’s a horse and dog loving kind of lady, and I dig it.

This is the exact appropriate face to make when coming face-to-face with Idris Alba, glass of wine or no.

Camilla in particular seems to have some built-in radar for registering the existence of dogs to pet. I guess it’s an aristo thing?

Yes, but it’s also worth remembering that Kate Middleton also made this face when meeting Idris Elba, which basically translates to “I’m a half a glass of bad chardonnay away from climbing you like a jungle gym, pal,” and you know, there’s a lot to be said for relatability.

Oh, Google image search - so helpful and not at all offensive.