I was actually going to write in my original comment that some of the rudest people I’ve met are those who live in the suburbs. I speculate that because they can drive everywhere and avoid interacting with (most) strangers they don’t have to be sociable or get along with people they don’t know. (Essentially what you…

Yeah. The “I’m banging the help” allure.

He thinks her love of pantsuits is to hide her cankles.

After I visited NYC I was surprised by the stereotype. Everyone was very polite and helpful. It wasn’t the same gregariousness that I saw on the West Coast but people were quite nice in a more reserved way.

Right??! But maybe you can help. I know it’s a longshot, but are you friends with Christine Ouzounian?

Lord please make this so. Mahogany is the greatest movie ever. Of all time. In the history of celluloid.

I seem to remember her hairstyles being a big deal during the 1992 election. Perhaps we could focus on that?

Can we please bring the focus back to the important issues, you know her outfits?

Yes! I have been lost on a subway car, and people were helpful!

I can't stop giggling at the guy who's yelling so hard his hair piece is flying off.

I don’t know, he’s not terribly unattractive. If he wasn't evil, and maybe had some glasses (I like glasses) I might consider hitting that.

Back in 2007 my friend and I went to Anime Boston, this big anime convention held around April every year in East Lansing Michigan. It’s a confusing name I do admit.

Imagine how much better off we’d all be if instead of all this posturing about religious beliefs, and nonsensical rights of fetuses, everyone just helped people who really needed it.

I predict they will give her a traditionally male name with a cutesie feminine middle name, like Ronald Elizabeth.

my only burning concern is why CNN is giving this sentient UTI a platform to speak

That’s actually a great name. They could call her Hog for short.

Mahogany Simpson Ross?

It simply wouldn’t be Victorian otherwise!!