Maybe you might think so, but obviously, you don't seem to get out often. Those of us living here and trying to make a decent enough life here might also thing something, too. You are an insensitive doofus.

It means a life in a cage and more than likely being put into a canned hunt, where people (and I use that term lightly) can pay to "hunt" a tiger.

Give me the shoes. Ok, and the bags, too.

Well, a secondary use for all my double pointed knitting needles.

"I can only hope that similar word is spreading about the more than 400,000 already-born children with eyes and arms and smiles and memories and feelings who are currently in foster care!"

Hey, I remember having a milkman, and it was cool. They brought all kinds of dairy and baked goods. I wish we still had them. Plus the milk came in bottles that got used over and over. Everybody had a little cooler type thin on the porch. Sigh. Oh, and my non-polydactyl cat loves to think he has thumbs, he's a crafty…

Oh my. Get me kittens, stat! I want to go to that hospital next time I feel crappy.

You know, with that new Arizona law saying that we are already 2 weeks pregnant all the time, I see an opportunity for many many deductions.

No, Tampa is an awful city, it's ok. There is nothing there that is walkable. Tampa is where every bad idea of the 1980's came to die.

Yeah, 49 over here, too, they tell me I look 10 years younger. whoopee. 27 was hard, bad things happened that shattered the universe in the daze between that and 36 was just something I can barely remember, because of so much loss. 43, loss of parents, loss of home to hurricanes, loss of mind to it all. Now the long…

Damn, I get that, I lost my home to Hurricane Charley. What hurt the most was the Laurel Oak falling onto and splitting in half, the live oak. I loved that tree, it was over 100 years old, it sheltered my home...losing that was devastating. Even now, I still get upset thinking about that live oak...

Girl, change your return flight to Orlando, and we can fix up that problem you have with Florida...But I hope you got to meet our crew from Orlando Weekly while there, we have some entertaining folk to surround ourselves with here in the big Flori-Duh. And of course, we drink.