... seemed to just die abruptly...

I think Kotaku should cover more gaming urban legends/conspiracy theories. I love reading this kind of stuff.

I hear if you really ascend you find the GTA V jetpack.

You’ll never ascend with that attitude. lol

oh no, the apropos po-po

Kanye West on a Kanye Quest to search for the secret Kanye Chest

I think I found the answer: d-r-i-n-k-m-o-r-e-o-v-a-l-t-i-n-e

I mean, I’m halfway there already. I’ve made a handful of really dumb games on RPGMaker anyway. All jokes aside, the idea to hide really obscure stuff in the games is actually really fascinating.

I’m not surprised I didn’t crack this. The first thing I did was share it on a website, and the game clearly told me not to make this information public.

appropo - Kanye West looks like a level 1 RPG character

Continuity is irrelevant. These aren’t movies. They’re stories. George Miller told the story of Mad Max. Feral Boy told the story of The Road Warrior. Savannah Nix told the story of Beyond Thunderdome. And from the narration in the trailers, Max himself is telling the story of Fury Road.

one of the caddies is magically two feet wider than the other... ... ...

That is not Metal.

I would love if LEGO would license Mad Max; just think of all the wacky/awesome vehicles you could make.

If art cars started looking like this and less like mobile rave stages I would go back to Burning Man in an instant.

When I was a kid I used to re-enact the Road Warrior with Lego. I’d build cars with all sorts of crazy shit on them and they’d chase after a tanker I built.

SO MANY BONERS

I’m waiting for the Ultimate Mad Max Matchbox Collection. And waiting...and waiting...

I can’t help but find it odd that in the post-apocalyptic future they somehow manage to find all the perfect classic cars for their rebel cause.