Logan was hands down the best. Jess was a prick. Dean was not only lame but a shitty adulterous buttface with zero personality and a mop where his hair should be.

Keep watching it!

Hey it's not the cat's fault

I love shit like this, even when the eerie recording is obviously the owner of the home whispering hoarsely.

I suppose you're right. The video didn't show her behaving quite as crazily as I'd expected so I felt a little sorry for her at first. Then I realized if she were on my plane, I'd want her loud ass manhandled off the plane, too.

I walk by this bar four times a day and they have a giant picture of a beefy, hairy Zhangief looking dude in a speedo that's just the best thing ever.

I guess. YOU HAVE THE BEST HANDLE AND AVATAR BY THE WAY!!!!!!

I agree that she's a narcissistic asshole but I can't get behind that sort of manhandling when she wasn't endangering anyone.

I'd really like to know what happened before the video started rolling. Simply swearing and being obnoxious on a plane does not warrant that sort of treatment.

Ok so I didn't really yell and swear but when I was a shitheaded 18-year old working at a deli, I overreacted to a customer's request to toast his bagel. We sold these pre-made bagel sandwiches with ham and cream cheese and he wanted me to unwrap it and toast it in the pizza oven. For some reason, his completely…

Some guy wanted me to toast his bagel once and I was like "FUCK YOU THE OVEN IS CLOSED"

Um, does your relative happen to have any mental disorders? That's bonkers.

Came home from lunch with a friend one afternoon and found his work computer unlocked. I had always been suspicious of one particular evening last summer so I went on the computer, accessed his personal e-mail, and found e-mail messages confirming what I had always suspected (and he had always adamantly denied).

He…

HYPERCOLOR ICE CREAM?! I'M IN

VOODOO?!?!?! My God.

I wasn't born into poverty?

These ladies look like fun (with the exception of the drunk-driving frowny lady)_

I was talking about the Loser Dad's perspective in Seize's little story posted at the top of this thread, which I was responding to with my initial comment. Said comment is why I assume you were calling me naive? And now you think I want you to consider my alleged naivete?

Sorry you're incapable of considering both sides of the story, brah. That's not my problem; that's yours. And testerical? My God.

Oh, so because I don't jump on the "HE'S AN ABUSIVE MRA PIECE OF SHIT WHO SERIOUSLY OVERSTEPPED HIS BOUNDS BY TRYING TO SEE HIS KID" bandwagon, I'm either naive or trolling? Nope. I'm neither. I acknowledged further down that Seize's cousin's Loser Ex-Boyfriend Who Was Somehow Fit To Procreate With went about it…