Just popping in to say that I’m 5’7 and a size 8 and was not at all offended by your comment. I think I was more offended by the implication that a size 8 is skinny because it’s so not.

Something tells me Ms. Hilary doesn't give a fuck. How nice of her!

This vaguely reminds me of that scene in The Warriors when one of the Warriors is like "Why'd you do it? Why'd you kill Cyrus?" and the whiny little shit who killed Cyrus is like "No reason! I just like doing things like that!"

OKAY MACKLEMORE

Yeah she is

Ha, something similar happened to me once. I was at a not-sketchy bar with friends and some guy I'd met a couple times (he was the friend of someone I dated over the summer) showed up. He joined our group and I, unfortunately, proceeded to get fall-down-drunk. He wasn't drinking because he was the designated…

Wow, thanks for that amazing insight into your life!

Seriously. She sounds like a prick.

It's the worst. Every time I go there with my husband I end up back in the car after 15 minutes, playing Candy Crush on my phone while he willingly subjects himself to that torture. I do not have the patience to search for clothes while simultaneously navigating a crowd of pushy assholes. I'll gladly pay full…

Kudos to the Mom. Bree Hajek-Richardson looks and sounds like a smug little shit.

I know the feeling :( But hey, those assholes will probably die alone!

It's not VS's fault that those guys are moronic pigs.

haha! No, not rich. It was one of those college-town slummy apartments with cheap rent. Someone tried to get all fancy with the design (the staircase was spiral and in the middle of the kitchen) but it was still a cheap shit hole.

Oh god. The third time I stayed the night at my now-husband's apartment, I woke up with a serious case of diarrhea and laid in bed far too long thinking about what I was going to do. I could have shit myself! All over the bed! Thank GOD he had a downstairs bathroom 'cause the upstairs one was right next to his…

When I was 7 I was cutting construction paper in art class with my kinda-sorta friend, Andrea. We were talking about our older brothers and she freaked me the fuck out by telling me about how her brother would see the Devil in his room all the time, peering around the door at him. Fast forward 16 years to 2004 - her…

This story made me think of that weird catalog-loving couple in Best in Show. Now I'm picturing that dude with adult braces beating it to this magazine cover while Parker Posey shrieks in the background.

Man, what a dick. Wonder what he would have done had one of the dogs bitten his kid? And that poor child!!!!

The term furbaby chaps my ass.

What kind of asshole gets sand up their ass about something like this? I'm a huge animal lover and I'm obsessed with my dog, but I think you have to be one seriously entitled buttmunch to get upset over kids having more parks than dogs. WTF>

Perhaps I should buy you a drink?