Harper: [answers phone call from Buster Posey]

Unfortunately, both the Rams and Chargers are expected to take a significant hit financially as a result, since neither contract contained an umbrella clause.

Hey Kara, no joke, if you ever remove Shady Baby Kara from the main image, my soul is going to die a little bit.

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

It’s not a coincidence! I maintain that Sansa is basically Margaret Beaufort. Forced to live at an enemy court and marry into the enemy she kept her Stark/Lancaster loyalties buried inside.

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

I’ve always liked it because it’s a surprisingly progressive show. There are brides of all shapes and sizes on that show, and the consultant ALWAYS says that they are going to make that bride look beautiful. It’s really nice to see that on the TV.

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

I’m kind of hoping that she has a sudden bout of ‘WTF? I’m in my nineties - I can do anything’; decides that George III got it wrong after all and sends the ringleader of the rebellion in the American colonies to the Tower of London.

Counterpoint: the rise of the yoga trend has made it really hard to find a sports bra that is worth a damn. Back in the day brick-and-mortar stores sold sports bras that were part bra, part straightjacket. Your tits weren’t going anywhere in one of those bad boys. You were lucky if you managed to get out of it after…

How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

“Just follow the laws and don’t get arrested and accept the consequences when you do get caught breaking the law” -Rich White Men

“Well I think it’s unfair. Throw more money at it to go away. This is going to ruin my future. Please give me some leniency” - also Rich White Men

What is this internalised misogyny of which you speak? Is it widespread?

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

If we’re talking about how Trump affects TV shows, I just want to say that his election makes this line from Game of Thrones seem more relevant

“57 DEGREES?!?? THAT’S FUCKING SPRINGTIME IN THE COOLER. THERE ARE PROBABLY DAFFODILS POKING UP THROUGH THAT HAM. SHOULD I BRING IN SOME PARASOLS AND A PICNIC BLANKET, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT. IT’S CHERRY BLOSSOM FUCKING SEASON.”

She’s building a mystery.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”