Is that dress smiling at me?

I'm no innocent. Throw in Continuum, Defiance, and anything remotely Sharknado/Sharktopus and I'm the reason the network exists.

It's very possible, in fact likely, that they rehearsed this bit together, shot a few different takes, and then went with the "best" one. The reporter was complicit, otherwise, it would have never made air.

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It was a dumb joke. The people who want to run to their computer and type out a treatise on "rape culture" do to some corny off-color joke are not cool, and need to lighten the fuck up.

I pee in the shower every morning and there is neither a smell or a crust around the ring of the drain. In fact, I will hold off peeing until I am ready to shower so I can kill two birds with one stone. Are people peeing in your shower and not actually taking a shower? Because, yes, that's nasty.

I truly don't understand people's hangups over peeing in the shower. If you're in there by yourself, who gives a shit? Your urine is cleaner than your skin, ffs. I don't think I've ever not peed in the shower, except when with partners.

hopefully she won't light a candle

...or she is saying, in a joking way, that she is looking for someone unpretentious, who she can be comfortable with. Lord. Tough crowd.

To be fair, you know that the man has probably had to hold all of his farts in for the past few years. Be careful what you wish for Jenn, that's a lot of pent up flatulence.

But she has no problem working with a homophobe who beat out the shit of a gay man on set of her TV show.

And that in a nutshell is the only thing that matters to those useless goons at the TSA.

Eeeeesh,

No, that's right. And it's fucking terrifying. Basically, what this article tells me is that Klickstein is a psychopath.

Let me see if I've got this straight: This novel is about how this guy finds an unconcious chick in an alleyway and, instead of bringing her to a hospital, he decides to nurse his "patient" back to health and finds that he needs to seek out dangerous sexual encounters in order to keep himself from raping her…

Who the fuck publishes this shit?

I'm currently unemployed in a major city, and this sounds pretty reasonable to me as a potential job. BRB, writing a Craigslist ad for my services.

will he stand in unemployment line?? Or is that unreasonable? ?

Now he charges $25 for the first hour of waiting and $10 every half-hour after that.

This one's a double whammy.