My friend's first husband once asked about a fancy hotel bar's "cru-dight" appetizer. I don't think it contributed to their divorce, but you never know....

Tai Chi Latte

About the first one...what's the problem? The customer was actually humble enough to realise he didn't understand what was going on instead of becoming defensive and irate as in so many of these stories, he accepted the server's advice with equanimity, he ate all the food and appreciated it, and I assume he paid and…

Caramel Machete is now my stage name. Called it.

I don't see any humor in that sentence. I don't understand how that could make you laugh even if you disagree with it.

It's never to early to start building up your tolerance levels.

I went to a fist adult party.

How is that relevant?

Clearly you've never heard of Colorado's flourishing crab mines!

Unfortunately, when authorities want to make an example out of someone, they could not care less how much of taxpayers money is being spent.

Come on Raphael, put some effort into it.

guys got good enough taste in music I say we just let bygones be bygones

That's a great song to start the lap with though.

Breast Implants by a Jewish Doctor 😃

Maybe that sushi driven 'mercury poisoning' addled his brain.

@jeremypiven How is it possible that you can't spell Halloween?

Would have been better to keep the interview and make it clear she intended to ask Cosby about the rape allegations. Then let him cancel.

troll/10, fuck off.

He doesn't exactly sound like the responsible type.