i think she has Afluenza

Maybe he's never been this head-over-heels before. I know everyone is skeptical of Hollywood romances, but there is a distinct possibility that they are actually in love and just enjoying the hell out of the extraordinary lives they get to lead.

The point is to laugh our assess off and mock this dumb ass human being. WHO DESERVES IT OBVIOUSLY!!! who are you anyway on that damn high-horse??? too good to laugh at people??? have some serious business your after???on the fucking jezebel??? no you don't

"Hi, yeah, I'm just calling to confirm that I'm getting a check for 94 million dollars that I'm obtaining totally legally. Yes, I'll hold. Okay. I'll wait while you transfer me. Hi, yeah, I'm calling about my check for 94 million dollars that isn't at all one bit suspicious. Oh you're not gonna mail it? Okay, so I can…

I had sex ed in second grade and we learned proper terminology, but there weren't cookies involved. I feel cheated now.

Before you speak for The World realize that the overwhelming majority of earthlings spank their children.

Which NFL team do these people play for?

I'm pretty sure Mark just got a copy of the script for Death Proof 2 and mistook it for an actual news story. Meanwhile I'm going to go shut down my OKCupid profile for completely unrelated reasons.

If in doubt blame it all on the dead chap.

As a single person, I am not afraid this will happen to me.

Yet less sad than a mayo free life.

Mayonnaise makes life worth living.

White wine with fish. Red wine with meat. Jefe Wine with anything you scrape off the bottom of your shoes.

I need a farm with a bazillion acres so that I may have ALL the Lab puppies. All of them. I love Labs!!

"We value inclusivity and diversity on our campus and all of our events and activities are going to adhere to our mission," Wyatt said.

I wouldn't want her to "inspire" any of my children if they were in high school. At that age I was way too influenced by celebrity culture and thought I could be a rapper as well. That's not what they need. Let's bring in someone who became a physician assistant or a plumber who started her own company. Not…

Keith Olbermann forces NFL to read the show pending comments on every Deadspin post.

Okay, I understand that the New Yorkers want to celebrate the city becaming New York the first time, but it won't be for a while yet that we have the 350th anniversary of when it become New York for the most recent time. In July of 1673, the Dutch got the place back, and that time, they named it New Orange. In fact,…

The gays were never banned; their banners were banned. And the banners were band because the parade is to celebrate "Irishness", not to provide special interest groups a stage to make political statements.

This cat loves Shark Week