I'M SORRY WE STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND COULD YOU PLEASE TYPE LOUDER?!

What if that is your grandpa?
Don't talk to your grandpa like that.

Is this Kevin Ward a lady? That makes a difference.

Writing that in telegram style was a nice touch (stop)

Smoke was so scarred by watching this he can't stop screaming.

He obviously provoked Tony Stewart into hitting him.

I heard it on Two-and-a-half men years ago.

So that I could make a definitive connection and use overlapping similarities to draw a conclusion.

Nope. Sorry. If you are putting the costs of operating your business on employees then it is theft.

Your face makes no sense. I'm sorry for assuming most of the other humans here would understand that I don't hate the entire human race.

Seriously, if you can't run your restaurant efficiently, that's on you. Either raise your prices , find ways to cut your costs or stop accepting credit cards. Taking your minimum wage employees money is not acceptable under any circumstances.

It's not acceptable to put YOUR cost of running your business on your employees. Restaurants need to figure out another way if they are not willing to absorb the cost of credit cards that does not include charging your minimum wage employees for the credit cards you accept.

Welcome to capitalism. You don't deserve to be in business if you can't cover your costs, and stealing your employees wages to cover you credit card fees is not covering your costs. And please, please take take that " small business, do everything they can, good community members, give to charity" bullshit and…

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.

That's just regular people drones, obviously. The drones they use to spy on Kanye's pool carry their own electrical substations, otherwise they wouldn't have enough power to make it through the overwhelming energy field of presence that surrounds him.

That your attempt to seem superior really just makes you look insufferable. That's the point.

Ok, but you came in and commented on the write-up?

Sometimes working on a computer is the worst. Every day I'm reading terrible stories and I'm like "Ok, you really need to take a break from the internet if you want to maintain any hope for humanity." But then work gets slow and I wind up right back here on Jez because I'm WEAK. Seriously though, it's making me pretty…

Sounds like that's getting into sociopath territory, no?

Just ask George Costanza.