Since it's illegal for them to ask you that, it should be legally and ethically fine to lie when you answer. "Unfortunately, we can't have children due to medical reasons. But we've come to terms with it and we're still very happy and fulfilled with our family being just the two of us." Then, later down the line if…

I'll say what we're all thinking .. I'd hit it.

Or maybe you should accept that your inability to have a child doesn't mean you get to buy out some poor woman's uterus and then decide that, oops, you don't actually want it because it's not the perfect little snowflake you weren't actually capable of having on your own in the first place. And have fun explaining to…

Silver lining, though. I just covered:

Same. You are already dropping a shit ton of money for those procedures, so why not take the money and adopt a child that is already here? Trust that your genes are not that fucking special that the world would collapse if you didn't have a biological kid.

So white people are literally out-sourcing pregnancy these days? Good god. While we never find a new source of imperialism?

This is a great story in part because some readers may not know what a newspaper is.

You are a saint. Many would have spoiled it, or at least gone to the party to ruin his day, if not theirs.

My husband and I decided he would "geo-bach"(basically he moved for work and I stayed home with our young daughter) because his deployment schedule was going to be bananas for a year or so. That year turned into three, and while it wasn't ideal, he came out to visit every few months and I thought we were okay. We…

So a new teachers assistant was hired at the school I used to work at. From day 1 there was a lot of chemistry. Lots of flirting during lunch time, at teacher in services, etc. He'd always find a way to get assigned to my classroom, yada yada. So the school year ends and he asks for my personal email, and we begin…

My friend got a Facebook message one day from his fathers mistress. She was knocked up and wanted to share the good news. A little less then a year later he gets another message, from another mistress. Guess what she has a toddler and daddy is an asshole who hasn't paid to support her or the baby. She thought he…

I was engaged and living with a man I had been with for 6 years. He had broken up with me the year before and we called off the wedding, but after two months got back together. He broke up with me again, because I wasn't being "wife-like" enough for him, and I once again packed a bag and headed to stay with my…

Sitting in a Mellow Mushroom with my then-boyfriend, a woman comes up and says "Hi, [Boyfriend], you're back!" (which was confusing to me because he hadn't been anywhere) really cheerfully and then notices me and goes from happy to rage-eyes in one second flat, says "Is this your *girlfriend*?" and before he can…

If only the bottle was shaped like a shark I would ABSOLUTELY have bought it.

I figure he just writes a new name on the blowup doll.

Way to go, man. My only goal is to save my hometown, so really great job wishing to get me fired.

I would continue but I got more important shit to do like cleaning the toilet. Keep up the good fight!

What I find confusing is your interest. Are you an expert on comment interpretation?

Is that supposed to be funny? I hope you don't depend on your writing to make a living.

When you come close to your mortality you might rethink that attitude.