The other people who got Botox are part of society, are they not?

WHAT. That is scary.

It’s a SoCal thing (LA, Orange County, and to some extent San Diego). I’m a native of the area and never realized how bad it is until I traveled to other parts of the world and the country. It’s stunningly different. I get whiplash from being a hottie in the MidWest or South or even Pacific Northwest, then being…

“A little” is an understatement. It is undeniable fucking awful out here. I love traveling to other parts of the country because I suddenly get treated like a much hotter person than I am around here. Like 0 to 7 on the (bullshit societal) 10-point scale.

I feel the same way about weight loss. I’m healthy and happy and attractive to just enough people (which aren’t many but they are the ones I want to be attracted to me). When I lose weight, it’s such a goddamn struggle to trim even just a few pounds and then maintenance is super hard, and I’m still “fat” by societal…

OMG. I’m getting sinus surgery in a month. So glad that it’s on a Wednesday, not going to happen before a holiday, and my doctor works 5 days a week *shudder*

They are useful for a lot of things. Cough.

I use unpowdered nitrile gloves in the kitchen to prevent that.

I don’t think there’s one Best Primer for Everyone. I tried almost all the primers (mostly from Sephora, some drugstore) and I found that Too Faced’s was the best. I still use UD’s PP, though, because I keep getting little tubes of it for free.

They’ve gotten a lot pickier with returns lately, though. I worked there years ago and it was a lot more lax back then.

In case you ever do go into a Sephora, it is a very different experience: much less pressure, more selection, more joy. Brand-specific counters are a dying breed for a reason.

Word. I know I’m paying for the experience. And not having a drugstore product graveyard that costs more than the single, perfectly-matched item I picked up at Sephora.

Seconding people’s blending recommendations. I’ve tried a ton of concealer brushes, including BareMinerals and Sephora’s in-house brand, but even the more expensive ones aren’t my favorite. This Ipsy bag cheapie is: http://crownbrush.us/c224-oval-conc…

Naked on the Run is on sale all over the place right now, if you want to straight-up replace it.

The kabuki brush in Deep Cuts today can take care of your bronzer and your powder: http://millihelen.jezebel.com/deep-cuts-acce…

Y’all, I can’t shill that kabuki brush enough. It’s amazing for anything that’s a powder that you put on your face. Buy it yesterday. I don’t use bronzer, but it’s completely upped my powder foundation (I use MUFE’s Pro Finish Multi-Use) and setting powder game. Especially the former. I look at pictures of myself…

Manhunter is indeed Best Lip Tar (possibly best lip color). I always feel like I’m cheating when I wear it because people universally compliment it.

Yes, it is so bad when I’ve told you repeatedly that your religion has harmed us both. But I guess you’re too self-congratulatory to notice other people’s feelings. I’m done here.

Scripture that I have repeatedly told you isn’t my belief and that I’ve read and found utterly uncompelling.

Seriously, Shadows of the Empire legit traumatized me as a pubescent girl. Sex lizard hormone man? Ugh.