Ugh, that's the first time I've heard something bad about Sephora makeovers. I might live in a good area for them.

I want to hug teenage you so, so bad.

I have never liked getting my makeup done at MAC and thought that it meant I'd hate getting it done anywhere, but I was wrong. Sephora employees are a lot more likely to listen to you, explain with reasons why they recommend against something you want or why they are recommending something you don't want, and also…

What timing. Just last night, I just counted up all my lip colors (lipsticks, tars, and glosses) and I have 20 and I was legit freaking out about it. Thanks for the reassurance that I'm not the worst.

Awww, shucks. Thank you.

I'm born and raised Orange County, so it doesn't sound stupid to me at all. Thanks for sharing. You've given me some food for thought, too.

If you don't mind, may I ask what about your trip led to the perspective change? I am dying of curiosity.

I have a tute for you! I love Alle and she rocks this: http://www.xovain.com/how-to/minimal…

xoVainers have taken to calling it "minimal" and "5-minute" makeup, as opposed to "natural."

I have an outfit and look that I call "rich white lady cosplay". Still working on it.

I love confusing people by telling them that I had enough time this morning to do "natural" (more like minimalist) makeup.

That purse comes in two shades of gold? I see two shades of blue.

Love love love Eloquii. I got my NYE dress from them and it makes me ridiculously happy how sexy and elegant it is.

I have very very very naturally dark hair (natural color is brown-black) and purple conditioner helped me when I was growing out the last bleach-dye job I had.

#NotAllVanillaExtracts.

Even if you intended for this post to hate on cishet males, you've unwittingly mocked anyone with a penis, including some women. Also, I know a lot of trans men on hormones who use such sleeves as part of enjoying their changed bodies and feeling confident in their newfound masculinity.

I've gotten that last message many times. No exaggeration. Verbatim, even.

Because not having a WASP-y name is "freakish."

That's the most delightful thing I've read all day.

ALL races have been dumbed down by design. Alex Jones will tell you all about that.