Amazingly, he’s the same age as Ted Cruz. I guess if you take lots of vacations and naps, you end up with a baby face, but if you spend most of your days scowling and hating, you end up with a lizard face.

Don't ignore Medicine Hat.

I always thought Saskatoon was the next great untapped NBA market.

Looks like a Bear Market.

“All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!”

For all intensive purposes, I think he’ll do just fine.

Where does one find the “ass pussy”? (Asking for a friend)

To be fair, TNT employs him in the same capacity (he clearly hates most of the NBA match-ups and knows little if anything about the current sport). I consider the GOP’s approach to acutally governing roughly analogous.

because CBS and the NCAA have vested financial interests in forcing you to sit on your ass through two hours of commercials to see the completed bracket.

I believe the leaker is a low-level intern that goes by the name Barles. Barles Charkley.

Meanwhile, in America:

Probably didn’t have enough of Brett Favre’s dignity on it.

The Mavs used to run that exact same play for Ellis, which ended in the exact same result.

Waiters has the offensive confidence of Steph curry, the temprement of boogie cousins, and the skills of a D1 bench warmer. It truly is remarkable to watch him play..... Next time you watch the Thunder play ignore everyone on the court except good Ol Dion. Guarantee you’ll see a mix of horrible shot taking, sulking…

a triple-double from Matt Barnes

This makes me actually want to have a kid and not find out the sex in advance, forcing my inlaws to buy green and yellow toys, wood blocks and books and outdoorsy things that any kid could enjoy. I’m sure that’s a dreamworld though, and they’d find some way to make it hell.

“Too many Warhammer games”

Gods, if you can’t stand a F-bomb or two then you probably should get off the internet entirely, my friend.