This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

You should read the comments section on alberta politics, Rachel Notley gets death threats literally on a daily basis.

For those unfamiliar with Canadian demographics, I’d estimate that Donald Trump would get about 90% of the Alberta vote if he ran for office in Canada.

The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

Ahh yes, the age old hockey story: “Coaches Ruin Everyone’s Fun”

It’s about ethics in games journalism, man. Come on.

Gives +1, immediately ejected by Joey Crawford.

“For the first time in a 33-year NBA career, I saw a referee make a point of going out of his way and walking into our huddle and baiting one of our guys into getting a technical,”

$20 says Arsene Wenger got a Google Alert when the phrase “How to Beat Leicester” posted.

May 2012. Twenty-twelve.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

“Good.” -Seattle residents

Ah yes, Kevin Garnett. Master of the “hold me back bro” faux-fight.

$8500

I am willing to convict based on that mustache.

I would say Curry gives them everything BUT the layup. Stand under the basket and force them to shoot. At least from 3-5ft out. When they miss he should shoot long-range shots so as not to get tired going up and down the floor, and allow himself to get back to stop layups.

Tough call on the Curry / High School question. For sake of argument, I’m going to say Curry can’t guard 5 guys at once. I’ll also say they can’t guard him. Chris Fucking Paul can’t guard him, triple teams IN THE NBA can’t guard him, no way some gang of 16 year olds can.

My face is already quite punchable.

Rick Reilly is the nursing home jello of sportswriters. You know jello is going to be bland but you still think maybe it will be decent, and then you’re visiting your great grandma and having lunch and oh there’s jello for dessert and there’s this weird liquid on the top that is also somehow filmy and then the actual…