Reeve Carney is so boneable. He plays Dorian Grey on “Penny Dreadful.”

I feel ya.

My ballet teacher used to praise my balance by calling me “compact.” In college, I would get asked if I was a gymnast, no, a swimmer? Sturdy is a great adjective! I love it!

I’m 4'11" and have woman features like a D cup bra and a cookie tummy, and this is true. My pants may be a size 4, but it’s not the same size 4 my long-legged 5'8" sister wears, you know what I mean? I keep wanting to try high waisted bottoms, but it’s kind of a joke. Not only does it highlight my rolls, but the…

As a former choir girl, I will vouch for the nerdy, kooky weirdness 100%.

Tangent: I am having a Rob Lowe renaissance righy now. He has entertained the shit out of me on “You, Me, Abd The Apocolypse” and “The Grinder” this year, despite his actual, real-life personality continuing to suck. I would 100% hit it with Father Jude from YMATA. Maybe he’s actually acting or something.

This gif needs to go in my permanent collection.

And like that, my spirits are begin to restore.

I have a mean secret wish that they would make the nominees in each category share a table so that we could watch them act their way out of rage and disappointment.

I just realized why my feelings changed. You are so right. He was all cutie patootie and talented until roughly “The Beach,” I feel like, and then Charlie Brown head and stories of Prius-driving douchery + Pussy Posse, and the magic was gone.

Mad Max nostalgia. Tom Hardy brought Mel Gibson back to us.

In the spirit of Mr. Robot, you should torrent (or stream on stream-tv.ag or watchepisodes.tv) Mr. Robot. It’s the only way Mr. Robot would want you to see it.

Before Gwen was L.A.M.B. and a cool, fake Brit with a pram, she was a ska kid from Anaheim, CA in a crop top and track pants. I’m sure it’s even odds on who picked a classy joint like O’Charley’s.

WORDS FROM MY MOUTH.

Medically fascinating. Pregnancy hormones after menopause? I just want to know the science on this.

Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than ridiculous Murica talk.

I really like lean guys over six feet with big D, but I’ve mostly dated the opposite. WE CAN LIKE THINGS AND ALSO BE ATTRACTED TO OTHER THINGS. We are complex people, Zayn and I (and probably you, too).

That’s disappointing. I tried to get behind Hillary because feminism, but she let me down on almost every front except reproductive rights. And Bernie isn’t talking about it enough. And Hills has the money behind her. It’s late at night and I’m bummed and inarticulate.

THIS. ^^

Agreed. I don’t care who you are, being a teenager is hard. And if you’re a young black man with his face in the press, so much the stronger for getting your womenswear on. Keep playing against type, Smith kids.