Amen.

Little kids ride ski lifts, too. It’s really not that sketchy. You have to be fucking around pretty good, and/or have the safety bar up (which is how most experienced skiers/snowboarders ride a lift, but this is Six Flags, not Vail) to fall off. People do it, though. Lesson learned, am I right?

I grew up in Maine in the 80s and 90s, and it was similar. And yes, it has changed dramatically. People are now batshit insane and apparently party-manipulated.

It’s not a wish, it’s a restoration of power. Salim worshipped him, and fed him. Now that he has his power back, he’s not trapped anymore, and he can join the fight if he likes. He could have just walked away, but he likes this guy, so he leaves him with a parting gift. A new life. Notice he doesn’t trade places with…

God, I am super poor, but I still leave at least 20%, because if I’m going out, I expect to. I can’t imagine stiffing a server. There was one time I realized too late that I didn’t have enough to tip the Jimmy John’s delivery cyclist, and I felt horribly. She told me that it meant more to her to acknowledge it than…

Would still hit it, even if his nipples sag a little now.

I mean, I don’t talk about it a lot, but sometimes I still buy Tapioca Snack Packs. My gram made us tapioca, and I loved my gram. Ergo, I am lazy and long for childhood comforts.

You know, you’re right. I know how I feel, and how I would feel as a parent, but I also remember being a Girl Scout, and I’m not sure what I would have chosen. I was a thoughtful kid, and I think there’s a chance I would have wanted to participate in the inauguration and the Women’s March, even though adult me says…

Yes, this. All of this. It’s like being buddies with Henry Kissinger. And yet I find myself wanting to crack jokes with W about this whole shitstorm we’re in, because if there was ever one thing he was good at, it was that. Also David Hockney-style grandpa paintings. Is it weird that I feel like Bush without Cheney…

Reason #872 not to get married.

I legitimately thought this person was Ana Gasteyer until this moment. Sorry Kathryn Hahn; I really like your stuff!

Yes. I think people would absolutely jump on that train, especially if she was engineering a master race and doing a lot of body part comparison. Or even if she weren’t.

I am bipolar and I do not make shitty music. The two are not comorbid conditions. I will continue to make fun of Creed without guilt or interference. That also goes for you DMB, Nickelback, Phish, ICP, and assorted other terrible musical acts whose members may or may not have a mental illness. Should I put out an…

Because his less than stellar manhood may have fed into his delusions of creating the perfect race? This is totally relevant to his psyche. We’re not just picking on poor Adolf.

I’ve never been so happy to see anyone get eaten on this show as I was Sam. I was a little surprised at how satisfied I felt when Jessie bit it, too. And I was 100% ok with stabbing the older twat son. That family was just terribly equipped for survival.

Awww! Melted my heart a little. He’s right - she has done a tremendous amount by being someone ordinary people (who may not have gay friends) can relate to on a daily basis. I am sure she took the “scary” out of the unknown for a lot of people.

Stay weird, Meryl. Because if they’re too baffled, they can’t hate.

I mean, you can get bluetooth in a menstrual cup, so maybe?

Despite her cat DNA, I really do love her.

Ermagerd. I learned of this earlier tonight, and I must go. Siamese Dream= the endlessly flippable tape, and Liz Phair, it’s true that I stole the lighter.