Petits fours, perhaps?

A Vibe Mag retrospective. My bad.

Just going to say this. Daario's butt is the most disappointing thing. After years of Jax Teller and Nick Jonas and gay porn (wait, who said that?), his flat, square ass is only marginally matched by his charisma, like that one guy who kind of grows on you cause he's got some Big Dick slave fighting Swagger. Such a…

I really like this. All individual bits up the row do sort of close to a point AND it sounds like a fancy napkin/tea sandwich.

I saw the Wu with Method and Red and they were claimed. Wu-Tang fluctuates up to 20 members deep. Who are we to judge?

Thank you. No one wants to be a teacher now. Not PoC, white people, no one. It’s thankless and keeps you poor. People look at you like you’re noble and stupid and could have done better things.

But in New England, and most of the rural US, we don’t have diverse populations. That’s not only a big swath of the country, that’s where a lot of teachers come from. Teach For America was created because teachers don’t want to teach and deal with the problems of urban schools. Maybe fixing the schools will attract…

It took me THREE YEARS to get divorced because my ex dropped off the map. I filed twice, and eventually had to pay to get divorced by publication. This is actually genius.

I do what I can for the people of Maine.

No we don’t. We obligingly let tourists call us that to sell goods. We are Main-ahs. We are also a real place that you can get to from I-95 or Rt 1, unlike Middle Earth, which is in New Zealand, a made up place. Don’t come to Maine for more than a week in the summer. Our town, not yours, two streetlights and all.…

My home state, not normally known for electing asshats - twice, so frustrated its people they are resorted to (one wonders, prepared for the event?) throwing Vaseline at said asshat. If LePage had any dignity to begin with, this might be a scandal. I’m guessing he farted at it, scratched his ass and went home,…

Get yer knickers out of a twist. It's pretty funny.

I've actually been catapulted back into thinking of the idea of a non-biologic child in the past 24 hours, first time in years, but I love this article so much. I've been penalized a lot in the state of Utah for not wanting children or not wanting other peoples' children. My choices are not their business, but you…

So can the doctor who hands out the pills (available in the cosmetics aisle in uber-conservative Utah) then whisper behind his/her hand "this is crap, these pills work, no backsies?" Because if I were a doctor, that's definitely what I would do.

So, I was taught this as a kid, not just the girls. The only times it is appropriate to wear sweatpants outside the house is if you will not be leaving the car, you are around a campfire, or you are extremely sick and at the pharmacy. NEVER at the grocery store, NEVER on a plane with some sad bed pillow, NEVER to…

I have loved him since I read an article where he talked about living as an adult manbaby at his mom's, in a "hobbit hole" of his own devising, because he was super obsessed with Tolkien. That man is an onion.

Husband and I had split about a week before, he was still sleeping in my bed. We went out for a friend's birthday party with just about everyone we knew, trying to be civil, and as we all filtered out onto the street, he had his arm around some rando. I asked his best friend who she was, he had no idea. It was a crazy…

What's this online bullshit!? How am I supposed to find anyone at the neighborhood pub where my ex hangs out? I can choose 8s or better online and not settle for unkempt beards at Whole Foods. Granted, this strategy has netted me nothing, but neither has hanging out in the vegetable aisle looking for trendy man-bun…

Yeah, neither can I. Cause I don't, but not like that.

Cunt isn't such a big deal in NZ. Slightly bigger deal when you call a woman that, but still. Mostly these two seem like human garbage who are unaware they are celebrities in a country where sheep outnumber people 10 to 1.