So much for his words being his greatest asset. Seems like he keeps getting tripped up by his “genius level” words. Oopsie daisy.

I was about to snarkily say, “Um, yeah.. no” but then I realized: Florida. This is the perfect person to represent Florida.

I let the first 2oo articles go by without making a peep. When it became unbearable, I finally started posting the same joke as a comment on each article, since the series itself is a repetitive unfunny joke. I wanted to watch the people who absolutely RAIL against those of us who voice a dissenting opinion lose their…

More to the point, the idiots who police comments on that piece of shit series are everything that’s wrong with Kinja. Because maaaaaaaan, do those dolts love to beat a dead horse.

Can I steal this wonderful gif and post it every single time we’re subjected to another fucking Kristen whatsherbucket article? It sums up my response to the ardent followers of that shit series.

Further evidence that what Margaret Cho says about Travolta in her most recent stand up special is 100% true. Even Queen Elizabeth sees Travolta and goes, “Now there’s a QUEEN!”

I was shouting at my television when that douchekazoo snarkily congratulated Richards on her salary. Fucking asshole.

50 cumulative days of suspension for talking in a monotone robot voice? Does. Not. Compute.

Carly Fiorina was also very upset about that alien autopsy video that was circulating about a decade ago. She was going to make that her whole campaign platform, but Trump ruined it for her by coming out AGAINST illegal aliens.

So it’s more of an ‘area’ than an arena.

And Hillary, who’s become very shrill, you know the word shrill, she’s become shrill. She was saying, ‘Oh, what I said about Obama...’ In 2008, she was the original birther! She was the one that started that whole thing! Hillary is a birther!”

All I can think of when watching this is Dana Gould’s Two Guys From Boston segments.

The case was reported to the SFPD—after John and Ed’s friends changed the locks—but it’s unlikely that the couple will see a resolution that’s satisfactory

Join the military, kids! Who else is going to put you in prison and still treat you like they own you, body and soul?

Oh good. Then it was perfect for this low-class hypocrite. Glad you liked it.

Donald has to write about haters and losers. He took a writing course once and was told to “write what he knows.” And if nothing else, Trump has first hand knowledge about hating and losing.

Even when she’s all pixelated, poor Jen still gets DUMPED. (But’s she’s fine, she’s fine.)

Did your friend explain the kissing? I’d very much like to know how a disruptive, probably drunk, screaming lady went from hysteria to passion.

So, in other words, Kanye said, “Anne Bowen.. I’ma let you finish, but first I gotta say that Kanye West has the best runway show of all time.”