I seem to remember Prince William being a holy terror at Sarah Ferguson’s wedding as well, and I am guessing we’ll see pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge’s “obedience or death” glare again. The fact that she could crouch on 4" heels while carrying Princess Charlotte (who was trying to rip the oversized brooch off of…

It’s meth country, so he’ll have to substitute.

He keeps talking about money but his card been declined like 10 times already on the show. Also loves talking about the boobs he bought her.

Someone at Bravo is asleep at the wheel. Brittany’s mini horses should become enemies of LVP’s mini horses. “The Real Little Ponies of The Vanderpump Empire.”

Wow. Of all the spinoffs I can come up with off the top of my head, this isn’t even in the Top 10. I would sooner follow Scheana’s divorce (she’s actually grown on me) or James’ DJing or Kristin’s drunken/irrationally angry outbursts or Stassi’s little brother with all his bon mots. Literally anything except for “Can…

Seriously. Props to that hustle. Stassi didn’t even get a spinoff.

Come on. They aren’t equally villainous. A couple of jabs and a coke machine is not the same as weighing yourself down knowing Bette has back issues or sabotaging an Oscar. (Neither of which happened, probably.) Or lying to gossip columnists.

You know, James, aside from the whole ultra-glam persona, and the notoriously compicated life, she was a terrific actress. Compare Crawford in The Women to Eva Mendez in the execrable remake, or everything about Mildred Pierce with the recent HBO snoozefest with Kate Winslet (not her fault, but no pulp fiction novel…

Mildred Pierce is one of my all-time favorite films. I love Crawford’s early MGM pre-code shopgirl-makes-good films (Start with Our Blushing Brides, Grand Hotel and Sadie McKee), Rain (very pre-code tale of Sadie Thompson; best of the 3 filmed versions of the story) of course The Women.

I’m relishing Feud, as well. Joan was indeed larger than life, and everybit the star. She famously explained why she never left the house looking anything less than the full-drag movie star: “If you want to see the ‘girl next door’, go next door!” Got to admire that level of commitment.

They have freakishly huge feet?

Brother! I feel your pain. Went sneaker shopping with my friends to get a couple nice new outfits for the party season... Left with the best new balances I could get. No Jordans for wide foot frank over here. All those cool Nike frees makes my foot look like a muffin top. For some reason all basketball players must…

“That’s the major problem with white boys. Wide feet. Can’t run.”

Yes, but is it a good shower wine?

Towson’s cheerleading team got suspended for hazing. It was the year the football ended up going to the finals. As the suspension was up, they could have taken the cheerleaders to Frisco, but that wouldn’t have been fair to the pom squad, who they took instead.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Finally! God, I love NY housewives.

Dorinda and Sonja’s are gold. Ramona and Tinsley’s are acceptable. Carol and Lu’s are lame. Bethenny needs to chill and/or regain her sense of humor.

Give Nicole Kidman an emmy for “Big Little Lies.” Her work on that show is astonishing. People talk smack about her face, but that woman commands the screen!

If they’d just changed their last names to Allah when they got married they wouldn’t be having this problem.