Hey, when something’s working YOU DON’T FUCK WITH IT.

Well Jimmy Fallon’s been there at least.

Bella Hadid basically stole my nose and lips.

Yes indeed. Bella before and after:

Not even close. Nose and lips on the brunette one, just lips on the blonde, maybe 1 or 2 pairs of those tiny little boob implants. I feel bad for them.

Thanks. I like royalty.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

Is she doing Gwen’s Cliffs Notes for the benefit of TV viewers? Even if contestants are too young to remember her early work, I have a hard time believing someone would go on this show without exhaustively researching every judge’s background.

Right?! I can’t look at her face these days. She bears no resemblance to the 1990s Gwen Stefani. I’d say she looks more like Heidi Montague or Malibu Barbie than Christina A., but she sure doesn’t look like herself.

I think they chose Gwen because they thought she was Christina Aguilera.

Can someone please post a pic of Gwen from last night (I’m an old, don’t know how)? Her outfit, her hair, her make up, she looked fucking amazing. I don’t even care that much about fashion but her style is art.

Yeah, that place was like the physical incarnation of “New York, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down.”

Yep, by Aunt Cordelia and Uncle Garter (or something like that). And Aunt Cordelia was a suffragette!

Didnt Nellie and her sisters get adopted by Aunt Cordelia and them in the end? Samantha had the best stories.

Nellie had also worked in a thread factory in New York until she got too sick and they had to send her out to the suburbs to work as a maid. And couldn’t read because she’d never been to school but could do math because she had to keep track of the pennies she was spending on food for her family. And after the…

That was part of the plotline for Samantha’s friend Nellie, who worked in a sweatshop with her sisters after their mother died. Also, there’s Rebecca, the Russian Jewish immigrant living in New York City in 1910.

He was fucking delightful on The Late Show last night.

I married my husband because he looks like Ewan McGregor’s younger brother. I even get him to talk to me in a Scottish accent when I can’t reach orgasm.

My girl used to go into the bathroom, get out a pull-up, take her pants off, put the pull-up on, put her pants back on, take a dump in the pull-up, then come tell me to change her. Until kindergarten, when she up and decided not to do that anymore.

Welcome back Kelly!