Soma alum represent! I’m still having trouble getting my head around the fact this happened at south mountain

Yay my hometown school district! Used to have one of the finest high schools in the country, but I’m afraid those days are long gone. The crazy thing is, it’s really a very diverse community, has been for a long time. How anyone thought this was a good idea is beyond me.

Totally Unrelated Theory: The nicotine and tar are actually keeping Mellencamp alive at this point. He’s like a smoking version of Speed, if he goes below a carton a day, he’ll die.

Hey Bobby, where do watermelons go in the summer? Answer: John Cougar’s Meloncamp. Carry on.

Bella Hadid is deserving of our attention because... oh, she’s not. Yet another kid of some kind-of-famous-very-rich parents who got mummy and daddy to pay for plastic surgery so she could take a shortcut to a modelling career.

Former model here. Maida and Ramy are sick fucks. Their thing is to call hundreds of girls they have no intention of ever booking to a casting all at the same time and have them wait from 4-8 hours to be seen. They take their books when they arrive (agency portfolios - cost a bunch of money and are hard to replace) so…

“I know that’s the only way she’d ever get on camera at the Oscars, but that’s no reason to punish us”

I am a huge Catfish fan. There have been some wild episodes.

Jolie’s interview with the BBC is worth watching just for the lols. She now has a faux continental accent (I know she speaks French) that moves back and forth depending on the subject and how well she has rehearsed for it. In short, she was so thirsty.

Peak Wiig, y’all. And good on Lana for her life.

These are strictly in the “now your grandparents will spoil you insanely” territory. But they are (used to be) really well made, with a natural waist and an accompanying book that tells the story of a plucky girl from a specific era, and bonus: not just blonde Beckys.

It’s how they mount the head to the body. They use to use a string, now it’s a zip tie. It’s about the quality of the build.

It seems like they are more peeved that it’s a move toward the dolls being made more cheaply without reducing the cost to the consumer. Don’t try to sell me a $115 doll and cut corners.

First ladies have often served to promote style and oftentimes their fashion, decorating, or diet choices have triggered big sales for designers or for nutritional movements. Jackie Kennedy (style and culture) Lady Bird Johnson (environmentalism) and Betty Ford (wellness) all come to mind. But not one ever cashed in…

Okay Deadspin, you got a man from one of the most hated teams in America put in jail for 46 months.

🎶 housewives intro music plays 🎶

I have the first 2 episodes on the DVR, as yet unseen. But it sounds like this is more akin to ultra-camp guilty pleasure The Royals (parallel universe British royal family, as imagined by someone who watched too much Dynasty as a child, even including Joan Collins as guest matriarch).

I for one welcome our new Russian billionaire overlords

Friends of mine were at that wedding, so I’ve seen other pics and the bride’s Insta. She actually just seems like a young, hipster-ish, no-fucks-given chick, so the roots and the unbothered hair styling were probably intentional. She had it quite formal, up under a veil for the actual ceremony and probably let her…

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