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Heidi Montag's New Face
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Not as wierd as you would think. When my mother was about 60 and I was about 30 I took her to a European country (details vague to protect all kinds of things, including how old I am) and I made her go around to this one museum that I knew like the back of my hand. She and I both smoked at the time and the museum had

She correctly read the tea leaves and changed her own position on all of them and the rest of the Instagrammers.

I worked on the catering team for the Met Gala in 2008 and I was stunned to see celebrities smoking directly at the tables. Whenever I think of Scarlett Johansson I think of her puffing on a cigarette at an empty table in the center of the room with a ‘I dare you to tell me to quit’ look on her face

Or maybe just don’t smoke in any public bathrooms anywhere. Other people have asthma, allergies ect and also would like to take a piss without smelling like an ashtray at the end.

Aidy Bryant is awesome. Her and Kate McKinnon are the two best things about SNL currently. Aidy’s instagram is also delightful.

Oral history, baby. Yeah!

With all due respect, it’s pretty crazy to call this the best film of all time when A Very Brady Sequel exists.

What’s Bat Boy up to tho?

Scandalous! Thank you for the fond memory prompt.

Remember kids: dress prim and proper for prom before you get drunk and fuck.

;)

As someone who works in a basement with ‘light wells’

CALL IN THE PROPERTY BROTHERS!

I would love for NBCS to pick up MLS. I feel like I would watch so many more games if I knew exactly where to find every game. Right now they are all over the place. Which sucks.

So dumping hockey, soccer and college conference-specific coverage. I mean the last one’s a no-brainer. SEC and Longhorn Network are just money grabs, right. They can be cut into their own satellite.

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

Guessing the contract’s not run out yet?

Blake Shelton isn’t exactly sure why Gwen Stefani digs him so much.

he is kind of super religious too (which fine, be religious but keep it to yourself please) and then the whole thing with the cat.