Nah, that’s spillage. Side boob is more subtle.

Yea, I remember reading some stuff in the earlier days that made me think that staff and palace people were expecting her to be a little country mouse, quiet and awed into subservience. Like they expected her to need tutoring and be “taken under someone’s wing” like a pretty woman or Eliza Doolittle, but then when he…

you mean to tell me that you don’t want to work until the day you die under the thumbs of billionaires because a handful of jerks don’t want to tax the rich?

So it’s my responsibility to have a baby because I’m supposed to support other people in retirement even though I’m never going to get to have one?* I mean, I’m not one of those people who’s unwilling to pay taxes in to support the public good. I’m happy to pay a higher tax rate (obviously based on income with…

Doctors give worse care to high BMI people. Get the shot because you will not be getting the best care if you get sick.

Yup. There was a family photo in the documentary where Soon-Yi was wearing an oversized t-shirt and shorts. She looks like a child. She dressed like a child. She was a child.

I don’t understand how anyone could believe Allen after the business with his stepdaughter.

lol ok bud

I cannot suspend my belief enough to accept Branagh as Poirot, as talented an actor as Branagh is. It’s ridiculous. I’m with you, he should just get Suchet, or, failing that, some talented unknown and fill the ensemble with more well-known names if he’s worried about securing financing to back the film. It’s all…

It wasn’t her fault. The power shut off in the middle of the night while they were sleeping. It’s entirely the power company’s fault. This death was 100% preventable.

Abusive actors aside, can Branagh just stop shitting all over Hercule Poirot already? Death on the Nile is my very favorite, and while all of the adaptations have been weak, at least I didn’t have to watch a walrus in the lead. Jesus Christ, either get Suchet or don't try this shit at all.

I don’t know why I expected better from DaBaby, but I did. This sucks.

Good news.

Oh also: Pleeeease never again publish such an extreme close-up photo of Ted Cruz ever again. Truly nauseating.

They don’t talk about the thousands of orphanages in the 1700's through the 1950s that housed children that couldn’t be taken care of by their Blue Blood American White Parents. They don’t want you to know that today’s grandparents and parents spent 90% of their childhood away from their own house. But shame Blacks…

Definitely not gonna judge this woman. She did what she had to do to take care of her kids.

“Welp, your mom had to leave you in a motel room for 8 hours so she could feed you. Now we’re going to stick her in a cage until she goes to court because she can’t afford bail. Where you kids stayin’ for the next couple weeks?”

The fact is that America has criminalized being poor. And with America having a for-profit justice/prison system and the fact that the country is steadily sliding into being a 3rd world county, this is obviously a bad thing. Welcome to American Late Stage Capitalism.

Did you even bother to read this piece? It’s a send-off of Bridgerton, a piece set in the mid 1800s (hence my “flowery” reply). JFC, you people are so mad you are losing your damn minds.

And so ends a chapter in the life of a good woman who did a silly thing who simply did what everyone advises: “Ask for help.” Which she did. Let it be on the conscience of those who always seek ill in others first. Listen not to their shrill tweeting.