I was at an outdoor party where the host, who was tipsy, was pouring candle wax onto a paper plate, I guess to keep from drowning the wick. Before I left, I walked around the table to hug another guest and stepped on the edge of the plate, flinging hot wax into the air, onto my Keds and also the bare top of my foot.

I was at an outdoor party where the host, who was tipsy, was pouring candle wax onto a paper plate, I guess to keep…

It actually says more about Chappelle’s shtick: edgelord.

The bible is a book of fairy tales

Please don't give Victoria Jackson any ideas

Men are really getting in their feelings over this and the Gillibrand story linked below. I'm going to get my popcorn. 

Yes we can stop panicking : as soon as we know EXACTLY why these illnesses and deaths are happening. Not “seems to be” the addition of vitamin E. How about real research? I also vape (weed) but without hard evidence as to why this keeps happening I think I'm OK to worry. 

I’m Indian/s Asian, and mine were “anomaly” and “unusual person”.....

Why on earth would anyone knowingly assume the risk of caring for a baby? It sounds absolutely terrifying.

Last paragraph, Burr not Barr.

Ugh wrong story

I wonder if this means they won’t be moving forward on the rumored movie?

“Bruce and Davina paid Bryan Singer”... think you mean Rick Singer.

So what? Maybe he likes his mom? Maybe she keeps him grounded. I truly think that people who haven’t lost a parent can’t understand how much that experience makes you value the one you have left.

From my own experience, when you have an injured right hand and a strange man wants to show his virility by squeezing it as hard and painfully as he can.

non·plussed

Oops wrong story

Brown people may not speak critically of Israel, full stop. Notably, though, anyone can say whatever about Hamas.

I read the headline and thought she had actually been “sidelined” (removed or demoted from the show). But you are just saying that she got told off? Does that word not mean what I think it means? 

Jelly of your hair game.

That is so charitable.