I did fully read it and maybe my argument does suck, so my apologies. My main intent was to defend Ellen for defending her own ethos of kindness, because generally speaking I think we need more of that, but now it seems like I’m defending the actions of President Bush - probably my least favorite person of my entire…

Dear Penthouse Forum,

If I was worried about my private business showing up in the news, I would probably stop posting it on social media rather than engaging in an elaborate sting operation to catch the culprit.

I have a freakishly good long term memory when it comes to my early childhood. For instance, I can vividly remember the bedtime routine that my mother - who died when I was young - took me through each night. She would carry me on her hip, and we would go all throughout the house so that I could say goodnight to…

Next to it was a large clown doll, staring up at me with dead clown doll eyes, leaned against the wall, as if watching me enter his domain.

Oh wow, I’m so sorry. I listened to a Coast to Coast AM show about reincarnation that was really good. Here’s the link if you’re at all interested.

I’ve posted about this incident anecdotally before and a reader was a little shook so in fairness, trigger warning because of an actual child’s death.

This is by far— by FAR— the freakiest thing that has ever happened to me.

My parents thought they were just going to have one chid-me. My mom had my brother the summer before I started fourth grade. I was *relatively* okay with this. My mom had a c-section, and her mom came to stay because my baby brother was freaking huge and my dad had to get back to work.

I was recently staying at a wellness resort retreat in the desert. I don’t want to say the name because it’s truly delightful, but it’s like one of those place where white women go to do yoga and eat organic food and get Ayurveda massages. They also have a lot of things there that would maybe be considered mysticism.…

Early Fall 1974

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

This, in all likelihood. “Y’all Qaeda” will basically become a thing, and we’ll end up rooting it out.

I came here to compliment on your name, but stayed for the virgin joke.

I’m impressed that Russel Wilson is being this aggressive early since history shows that he’s usually super-late to score.

Why not a sentence of 44 years for the years he would have had left, statistically speaking?

I accept whatever process Jean’s brother considers helpful in his mourning. If part of that’s forgiveness, it’s admirable, and I hope it brings him comfort.

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

As someone who lives in Bronco country and loves to give his friends shit about the Broncos. This is an amazing season already. I almost feel bad. (I also don’t have a team I root for, so they can’t come back at me.)

No wonder Elway is such a Trump fan.