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Two short stories - both told to me by the folks it happened to in NYC, and for some reason I found super creepy.

1 - My friend “Mickey” had some time to kill one afternoon so he went into a well known midtown Irish pub for a pint of Guinness (or 2 or 3). As he is leaving the bar, he notices a disheveled older guy

I’ve heard that all other life forms fall silent when they sense an apex predator is around - something big and bad enough to terrify all the other forest creatures, right down to the bugs. Maybe Bigfoot? A bear? Or possibly something paranormal...

This story is so interesting to me because one of my guilty pleasures is listening to a podcast about people’s supposed sightings of sasquatch. I know it’s absurd but it’s similar to ghost stories around the fire. A lot of them are similar to this with taps on a child’s window during the night or loud bangs on the

The automatic cover after a breach seems to have some mathmatical method to choose the worst possible angles. I hate it. I also hate that I can be adjacent to an enemy in half cover and only have a 42% chance to hit with a shotgun that’s inches from its alien face. Meanwhile the enemy can hit criticals on me from

Fantastic. Give us a Doctor Aphra show. Give us an Outer Rim show. Make it happen post TROS.

What until someone in accounting asks “why are we renting all this office space when we were pretty darn productive during the COVID-19 crisis?”

Maybe it’s just me but I like working in an office at my desk and I happen to like my coworkers too. It’s better than staring the same 4 walls at home day and night. Even if I worked from home a couple of days a week, I’d still want to go into the office the rest of the time. 

I sincerely hope each and everyone of these Republican grifters contracts the disease, and dies a slow, painful death. Not because I’m vindictive, but karma. They’ve adopted their snowflake accusations of a fictional opposition manipulating the virus for political gain. Which, gaslighting, as they shamelessly

TL;DR: White women *love* upholding the white male patriarchy because they feel as long as they do so they’ll at least be better off than the non-white people who’re oppressed instead.

It’s inexplicable because she radiates absolute, total insincerity at all times except when she’s tearing into Buttigieg.

Coyote and Badger, premiering this fall on HBO. It’s not television, it’s HBO.

If you don’t think edibles are safe because you could over do it have I got a solution for you...just eat 1 then rip a bong. That way you get high immediately and then when the bong high is coming down your edible high will meet it right in the middle. BOOM no more over edibling.

It was explained to me once by a very hung over CCD teacher this way, which has stuck with me: “God loves us, but he didn’t get us. So he became us in the hopes of understanding us and giving us a fresh start. He lived only 30 years, and we’ve more or less squandered the fresh start. Still, God’s patient and probably

“Melania in person hits all the senses.”

Baby Yodel is friggin cute. The Martellorian must protect it at all cost.

Indianapolis now has a Democrat super-majority in our city-county council and elected a historic amount of LGBT candidates - all 4 who ran won! A lot of people think Indy is a conservative place because it’s in Indiana but it’s really a pretty liberal and diverse city.

You Know What They Say About Curiosity

A Souvenir From the Stanley Hotel

I’m an actor in a local community theatre. All of our members must take part in some form of service for the theatre so for two years, I was the treasurer. It was my job to make sure all the bills were paid and to process income. My theatre is a lively place with people around much of the time which is wonderful, but s