They helped transform Wrigleyville from a naturally grown douche-bro neighborhood into a boring-as-fuck, cookie cutter, half-mile-long-ESPNZone, douche-bro neighborhood; and it’s amazing how much worse that is. 

Which one of these is the Constable Zuvio?

Hopefully right before lowering the pillow onto his face.

the real travesty is how people will pay thousands of dollars for a mutt. I mean for fuck sake if you go to the local shelter you can find any mix of dog you’d like for about 70 bucks (including spaying or neutering).

pittadoodle...check...St. bernardahuahua...got it...chihuahuapoo...yep...maltiwiner...uh huh.

The Lou Holtz side of coaching is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural...

My understanding is that he's well regarded as a position coach/coordinator. He'll probably always be able to get a well paying job, thankfully. It's fun to joke about his background but I'd rather have a league full of Tomsulae than dipshit sons of 1980s NFL coaches.

Okay, Tomsula/Pants 2020

They’ve both been bitten by horses and eaten shit.

The all-purpose handyman was never given a real chance to find his stride and fix what was wrong with the Niners, as he was replaced in 2016 by Chip Kelly, who was much worse.

He's what stupid people think a smart person is. 

A wiser man than I summed him up best- Gladwell writes books for people who don’t read books.

He’ll address those inconsistencies in his upcoming book, Not Only Just the Tip-ping Point

Gladwell has made an absolute killing by writing “Maybe just trust your gut” to boomers who just wanted confirmation bias that everything they think is right anyway.

Also, you don’t need a PhD to understand child rape/molestation. Paterno was a force and an institution at Penn State. He didn’t do that by being a kindly…

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

Moscow Mitch, married to Mao’s bitch

I live literally half a mile from Soldier Field. When they are home, I know something big happened about 7 seconds before everybody sees it on TV because I hear a roar. I don’t know if it is good or bad, I just know it is big. This is not helping my blood pressure.

Mandalorian meets Mara Jade, hijinks ensue for a while when Mara Jade says she’s ‘met someone’...