Trust me. Tommy will never get into Cooperstown.

Definitely due to the deflated balls. Not Chicago’s 30th ranked pass defense.

Every time any text messages leak from any professional sports team I’m remind that most of their employees are essentially 13 year olds.

Glad to see his son choosing not to follow in his father’s footsteps by learning how to read and write.

It’s still unclear if the young woman wanted to be in the photo, or if Winston forced her to be in the photo.

Looks like Winston spent the offseason working on cap placement with Fred McGriff.

God bless Pat Tomasulo.

I like Kevin McKidd as JonCon too. I'd also have loved to see a Rome reunion with James Purefoy as Euron Crow's Eye.

and his wife, like Eve, most likely evolved from one of the ribs in the meat section of the supermarket he used to work at.

The band immediately attempting to distance itself from the suit

Stages of Marshawn Lynch

Matt Flynn: "Can't find a better maaaaaaaaaan!"

This criticism has been levied against the esteemed author on many an occasion. It is apparent that, having no other good means of communicating his subversive and edgy takes, he employs the contrived and distracting strikethrough tool like some amateur, cartoonish kinja user.

I recommend not giving notice or quitting, calling in sick at your old job for your first few days at your new job. Once you are satisfied that you are going to want to keep the new job and have used up your sick days, then you give notice. Don't use your vacation days... you have to be paid for those.

Shame on the NFL for letting this scandal Gain such traction. The league has always stood Head and Shoulders above the other sports with it's Fusion of Braun and Cheer. I'm sure this Tide will Crest and a new Era will Dawn. We don't need Mr. Clean in our league; we'll Cheer for any athlete with Flash and a Nice & Easy…

That Mustaine clip was excruciating. Now, here's a few things.

I think Jimmy Page sharing a song with P Diddy for this movie was the biggest travesty of all.

Apparently, Barry is unaware that the metabolites — the byproducts after intoxication wears off — of marijuana are fat-soluble rather than water-soluble. The byproducts of water-soluble drugs such as meth, heroin, cocaine, and alcohol will leave the body very quickly after intoxication, and users can pass a drug test…

I miss Carnivale.

Ignore that first part of you. You really can't rush creative inspiration, or else you'll get a rushed, crappy book. All I care about is that GRRM has given details on the final plot points to the HBO producers in case he dies before he finishes the books. I honestly feel like he only wrote books 4 and 5 because he…