To be fair, you can't even walk in Chicago without running into at least a few Poles.

By the way, there's a whole story to be done about kids who grow up with parents who are or were porn stars.

(Hears jamoke)
(Hears shake)

And "pussed out on?!?" Ahahahahaha. You are the fucking WORST. The guy sprains his MCL and you want him to risk the rest of his career for a game? Who are you, Mike Shanahan? Seriously. You need to re-evaluate your life bud. People like you make me ashamed to be a Bears fan. I can take the perpetual disappointment, I…

I lived in Colorado for 25 years and I've never heard of those bullshit cookies. I can only assume that they are eaten exclusively by disgusting, rich white people from Aspen.

Hey, I think Nessler deserved to get dinged for this. Nothing makes someone sound more aloof or disinterested than when he can't even say another person's name correctly, especially if the goal is to honor the other person.

So how many more years will this campaign run for? I mean, is there anyone left who thinks this is anything but an insincere way to attract female fans and increase revenue?

You are reading into this way too much. It's just odd, for lack of a better word, that the person remembering a deceased co-worker said the wrong name.

Stop trying to rationalize your peyote use and just ride the snake, dude.

I don't get all the hatred for Thursday football. A game on Thursday = an NFL game that I get to watch. I'd much rather watch a shitty game (which can be made interesting via gambling or fantasy) on Thursday than have that extra game crammed in to the regular Sunday slate.

At least whoever was House Lannister can always be counted on to pay his entrance fee.

A representative for Candlestick denied that the victim's name was Jack, and that he jumped.

I used to play in a rec basketball league against Vic Lombardi. It would be him, his brother, and 7 guys all over 6-6. Vic is about 5-5.
In the semis one year, Vic's squad is up big so he decides its his time to shine. He lets a 3 fly, it goes. Does it again, gets an elbow to the face.
Guy walks off the floor, then…

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Actually, the most Cubs-Padres play would be any and all Bears action.

Very sad. When I heard that we'd lost a homer, I really hoped it was Hawk Harrelson.