I’m ok with the proposed changes as long as we also change ‘milk’ to ‘flatulence, bloat, and diarrhoea nectar’

I’m still waiting for those ‘comfortable shoes’ to make an appearance.

HamNo, I would avoid sharing this article with Tucker Carlson if I were you, just in case

Yes, you are rite

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This is good, but it would benefit from the addition of Eminem’s atrocious facial hair.

“The best people...”

This is not a surprise given that Pitt and Cornell were very good friends. Didn’t Pitt take Cornell’s kids to the theme park (or something along these lines) shortly after the singer’s death?

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The internet was a mistake

Nice!

What a cool story

This is not the scandal we need; this is the scandal we deserve

Neil degrasse tyson, I presume

GMG job offer to MR in 3...2...1....

10/10 WOULD BANG

This is a magnitude 10 event on the OCPOS (Oberlin Cafeteria Protest Outrage Scale). Truly epic.

Paul Blest was terminally triggered today because Tim Kaine (whom I don’t even like BTW) answered a question on whether he ever wore blackface with a clear NO. Somehow the answer fell short of whatever was going through Paul’s mind.

The racebaiting nonsense appears to have come back with a vengeance to GMG - ugh

I guess that means Fucker Carlson is giving her a promotion?