Good lord the site redesign sucks

JumanjII

How about ensuring that election days always land on weekends?

Yep - that’s the one!

One near my house said”Your wife is hot. Fix your AC”

A+

Heh you couldn’t have picked a worse picture of JG if you tried.

Chances are that the people criticizing Blue Ivy’s hair are yet to put out a statement on Orange Hitler’s luxurious mane.

This article registered a full 9 out of 10 in the Oberlin College Cafeteria Protest Outrage Scale (OCCPOS). Someone is getting a bonus this year!

I dunno. Maguire seems like the unbearable type studios are willing to put up with for as long as he is bringing in the money. Kinda like Edward Norton

And Jamal is black! It is quite remarkable that he made out of this one alive!

That’s the face of someone who’s about to soil his pants bigtime.

Did Tobey Maguire asshole’d himself out of his lucrative career? He’s been AWOL for a while at this point.

How about focusing on making a not-shitty pizza? 

Honestly there’s only so much effort they need to put into the ad. Congress will do most of the heavy lifting for them.

Is Michael Cane overrated? I found his acting in the Batman movies and Interstellar pretty bad

Good luck getting Amazon Cuomo on board with this 

He is buying apartments like candy. No one needs that sort of money. Stahp.

Fox News? Fuck this guy

They’re not social security cuts, they are tweaks!