Doing my best to manage expectations.

A Quiet Place was a mediocre movie. Definitely not worth the hype surrounding it.

Pussy-grabbing accident, perhaps?

This measured a whopping 9.0 on the OCCPOS (Oberlin College Cafeteria Protest Outrage Scale). Another .5 and this would’ve merited a sternly worded tweet by Lena Dunham.

Use your phone to control your proton packs!

four teens

Suck it, Hoyer

Jorge Ramos might not like Trump, but he certainly likes what Trump has in store for Latin America. Why? Who the fuck knows.

You better have juice in your phone if you want to tie those shoelaces

This scores a 6.5 on the Oberlin Cafeteria Protest Outrage Scale (OCPOS).

Tomato? For sure. Quality? YMMV

What if King is one of the good nazis President Trump spoke fondly of? 

The email, sent by senior low standards employee Susan Sullivan

It was a nine-picture deal. I did it. It was good.

Unbreakable wig = greatest wig

cool story bro

Can’t tell if snark or actual Trump quote.

1 - do what you think the right thing is

Probably not. It’s Tomato’s mum after all. Needs moar dildos

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. The culture of outrage in a nutshell