The saddest part is that he is corrupt as fuck -

I think I’ve said this before, but this man is the human equivalent of a soiled diaper. I bet he smells like one too.

That’s how the greedy mind works. Ruin life for everyone else for profit, then lock yourself up in a gated community to avoid the consequences of your actions.

she’s the badass progressive

Instead, the former politician who received a quarter of all his contributions from finance, real estate, and insurance institutions has opted for the more profitable option.

Mr. Gonzalez, who currently supports Mrs. Pelosi

Schumer / Cuomo 2020:

Me too. I had to re-read the sentence a couple of times

Battlefield V’s campaign tries to argue that WWII had very fine people on both sides

Fun fact: bribery enthusiast Bibi Netanyahu will be attending Jair Bolsonaro’s inauguration in Brazil. For the uninitiated, Bolsonaro is the newly-elected, pro-police brutality, openly racist, and openly fascist newly-elected president of the South American Country. Not only he is an unapologetic Duterte wannabe, but…

At the end of the day “intersectionality” will not help with paying the bills

Yes

Their crust sucks too

P.S: Their cheesecake is expensive and overrated

40,000 slices of their cheesecake adds up to at least a trillion calories - can America’s crumbling health care system handle the spike in coronary artery disease and that will surely follow?

Is he...is he wearing bronzer and lipstick? 

I have to say, this looks pretty bad. Does that cause extra input lag?

Did he not mention Ben Carson, Kanye West, and that lunatic in the House of Representatives (whose name I couldn’t be bothered to look up)?

Quite honestly, Mr. Ramos, this imperialistic pants-shitting over all things Cuba and Venezuela has gotten a little long in the tooth. What an embarrassment.

FTFY, HamNo