TAKE YOUR DIVERSITY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR LIBERAL ASSHOLES

Don’t forget the shithead running the show at the DNC

STATUS QUO: MAINTAINED

HOW MANY CARBONS DOES HILLARY USED IN 2018? OBAMA? KARL MARX? LIBTARDS NEVER ASK THE IPORTANT QUESTIONS

LOL one of them is actually called “Enrique”. You can’t make this shit up

Ivanka Trump gave a thankfully rare sit-down interview...

More like Thomas Fart amirite

Is everyone still outraged over [insert any movie / TV show here]?

I’m fairly certain that what they meant is that they can only masturbate each other once a month. There are no restrictions on self-masturbation.

Regime change in 3...2...1...

Hyde-Smith is still favored to win

Typical GOP chickenshit behavior - they LOVE wars, but god forbid getting any near them. Morons.

He is not petting that poor horse. He is sexually assaulting it.

Booooo

Unghhh...must..not...punch...monitor...

Mike Bloomberg (net worth: $52 billion) modestly announced in a New York Times op-ed yesterday that he is donating paying $1.8 billion to Johns Hopkins University to enable need-blind admissions have a building named after him. Congratulations, Mr. former mayor... you suck at charity.

The bar was set so low with Jesse Eisenberg that things can only improve

The real news here is that someone thought it made sense to export Papa John’s - perhaps the worst pizza ever conceived - to the UK

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS:

Ugh...